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RE: Well I've heard about beer goggles, but this is just...
October 27, 2011 at 10:01 pm
I almost puked! wormy apple.... bleh!
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October 27, 2011 at 10:44 pm
Per the cracked article, I do not think it is that odd for a man to fuck any inanimate hole. They wrote that fucking the hole on a picnic table was weird. It's weird, but I am positive I could think of far weirder things. Cracked is hit or miss for me.
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October 28, 2011 at 1:27 am
This guy needs better legal representation. Everyone knows you're supposed to use the "She wanted it" defense.

Oh wait, he's a donkey fucker. Never mind.
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RE: Well I've heard about beer goggles, but this is just...
October 28, 2011 at 9:49 am
Similarly I don't think it is weird for a woman to impale herself on any old phallus like object.
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RE: Well I've heard about beer goggles, but this is just...
October 28, 2011 at 10:25 am
(October 27, 2011 at 10:44 pm)Shell B Wrote: . It's weird, but I am positive I could think of far weirder things.

And whatever you think of there's a good chance somebody else has thought of it already and is doing it..... RIGHT NOW.
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