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October 27, 2011 at 5:28 am
http://gawker.com/5853736/

Don't have anything in your mouth when you read the article title. And you're welcome.
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October 27, 2011 at 5:31 am
Hilarious!

I will now be expecting a slew of donkey punch jokes to consume this thread.
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October 27, 2011 at 10:28 am
He obviously thought he'd found a nice piece of ass.
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October 27, 2011 at 10:32 am
Man, that is hilarious.
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October 27, 2011 at 10:40 am
I've seen worse. Check these out.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17098_the...-with.html

Of course, none of them claimed that the inanimate objects they were screwing were just human a few hours ago.
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October 27, 2011 at 11:03 am (This post was last modified: October 27, 2011 at 11:05 am by The Grand Nudger.)
The infamous shapeshifter defense, second only to the chewbacca defense in sheer persuasiveness. I'd be tempted to let this guy off on creativity alone. Besides, how could I possibly come up with a fitting sentence, everyone knows he's a donkey fucker that believes in shapeshifters.......
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October 27, 2011 at 12:55 pm
You think thats bad.

http://www.examiner.com/offbeat-news-in-...d-cow-dung

“There is a history of his visiting this particular farm seeking sexual gratification while immersed in cow dung and mud. This is the only place he seeks to gratify himself in this particular manner. It goes back seven years.”




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October 27, 2011 at 12:56 pm
Just realised that if I accepted this defense, he now has to explain why he tied a hooker to a tree......
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October 27, 2011 at 1:22 pm
(October 27, 2011 at 12:56 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Just realised that if I accepted this defense, he now has to explain why he tied a hooker to a tree......

also does this guy think that prostitution is legal??

I mean his entire defense is built around exchanging one crime for what is probably a more significant crime. Good job Einstein.
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October 27, 2011 at 1:36 pm
Cinjin Wrote:also does this guy think that prostitution is legal??

I mean his entire defense is built around exchanging one crime for what is probably a more significant crime. Good job Einstein.

I don't think he cares about the legal issues. He is more likely trying to shed the stigma of being a donkey fucker.
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