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Herman Cain, WTF?
#1
Herman Cain, WTF?
This is not a fake ad. Do not adjust your reality compass, or maybe do? I don't even fucking know anymore.

Huh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhm-22Q0PuM

Was is this weirdo on?

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#2
RE: Herman Cain, WTF?
Dear Herman Cain;

Although it's been a novel run for President of the United States of America, you need to shut your filthy corperate whore mouth. Now. Just stop.

Thank you and Have a Nice Day,
--Random Internet Stranger
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#3
RE: Herman Cain, WTF?
"If I didn't believe that, I wouldn't be here smoking at you!" (that last bit was just a little flourish). Well, I'm convinced. And if he's got any monuments for sale, bridges and whatnot, I'm sure I'd be up for that as well based on overwhelming evidence like that.
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#4
RE: Herman Cain, WTF?
Cain is merely a minority-led subsidiary of the republicolibertarianeo-conazi Koch Brothers.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/10/1...1046.shtml


Quote:Republican presidential hopeful Herman Cain has cast himself as the outsider, the pizza magnate with real-world experience who will bring fresh ideas to the nation's capital. But Cain's economic ideas, support and organization have close ties to two billionaire brothers who bankroll right-leaning causes through their group Americans for Prosperity.

Cain's campaign manager and a number of aides have worked for Americans for Prosperity, or AFP, the advocacy group founded with support from billionaire brothers Charles and David Koch, which lobbies for lower taxes and less government regulation and spending.
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#5
RE: Herman Cain, WTF?
Is there not one even partially credible republican?
All the candidates are either bought and paid for corporate lackies or barking insane.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: Herman Cain, WTF?
(October 30, 2011 at 5:41 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Is there not one even partially credible republican?
All the candidates are either bought and paid for corporate lackies or barking insane.

It's not just the republicans.
It's all of them. Every last god damn one of those asstard politicians is bought and paid for. I'm happy that Occupy Wall Street recognizes this and doesn't back any particular candidate but instead looks to fix the whole system. I can get behind repubilcan ideas when they're actually looking to help people (as opposed to just helping their donors) so this isn't a democrat-republican thing - it's a corruption problem that affects every major state and national politician in the US.
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925

Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. ~Ronald Reagan
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#7
RE: Herman Cain, WTF?
what's the cigarette about? Why finish his little soapbox speech with footage of him smoking?
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#8
RE: Herman Cain, WTF?
(October 30, 2011 at 5:41 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Is there not one even partially credible republican?
All the candidates are either bought and paid for corporate lackies or barking insane.



John Huntsman....who doesn't have a fucking prayer in that tent full of lunatics.

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#9
RE: Herman Cain, WTF?
That was pure class. Nice touch with the cigarette.
That will never hold up in court...
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#10
RE: Herman Cain, WTF?
Going after that elusive and long forgotten "smoker demographic"......
(chiefly the poor and minorities, lol)
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