Tea Party Jesus
October 31, 2011 at 7:57 am
(This post was last modified: October 31, 2011 at 7:57 am by Justtristo.)
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Tea Party Jesus
October 31, 2011 at 7:57 am
(This post was last modified: October 31, 2011 at 7:57 am by Justtristo.)
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I see this on the sides of NC roads every day. Don't act like it's out of the ordinary. RE: Tea Party Jesus
October 31, 2011 at 12:28 pm
(This post was last modified: October 31, 2011 at 12:29 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Cross and all? Epic. (actually thinking about it I wouldn't rule it out, NC after all )
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Not that big (the cross, that is). But usually prominently displayed.
I had to weave around five of these fuckers at Wal-mart Sunday morning. RE: Tea Party Jesus
November 2, 2011 at 1:57 pm
(This post was last modified: November 2, 2011 at 1:58 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
Yeah, every time I see someone in Walmart driving one of these things around, I always think, "You know, if you'd get your fat ass out of that thing and walk, you wouldn't need it any more." I know some people who have knee surgery really do need some help getting around, but more often than not it's extremely overweight people who desperately need exercise.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
(November 2, 2011 at 1:57 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Yeah, every time I see someone in Walmart driving one of these things around, I always think, "You know, if you'd get your fat ass out of that thing and walk, you wouldn't need it any more." I know some people who have knee surgery really do need some help getting around, but more often than not it's extremely overweight people who desperately need exercise. oh yeah, those little carts (I call them 'lard enhancers') are definitely abused by fat lazy slobs. So much so that the people who actually need them won't get a fair shake from most. |
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