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Tea Party Jesus
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Tea Party Jesus
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I see this on the sides of NC roads every day. Don't act like it's out of the ordinary.
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Cross and all? Epic. (actually thinking about it I wouldn't rule it out, NC after all Smile )
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Not that big (the cross, that is). But usually prominently displayed.

I had to weave around five of these fuckers at Wal-mart Sunday morning.
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Yeah, every time I see someone in Walmart driving one of these things around, I always think, "You know, if you'd get your fat ass out of that thing and walk, you wouldn't need it any more." I know some people who have knee surgery really do need some help getting around, but more often than not it's extremely overweight people who desperately need exercise.
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(November 2, 2011 at 1:57 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Yeah, every time I see someone in Walmart driving one of these things around, I always think, "You know, if you'd get your fat ass out of that thing and walk, you wouldn't need it any more." I know some people who have knee surgery really do need some help getting around, but more often than not it's extremely overweight people who desperately need exercise.

oh yeah, those little carts (I call them 'lard enhancers') are definitely abused by fat lazy slobs. So much so that the people who actually need them won't get a fair shake from most.
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