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Creationists say the darnest things

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Creationists say the darnest things
Justtristo Offline
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Creationists say the darnest things
November 20, 2011 at 10:18 pm (This post was last modified: November 20, 2011 at 10:19 pm by Justtristo.)
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A person who put a Darwin Fish on their car, got a reply from a creationist put under their car's door handle.
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RE: Creationists day the darnest things
November 20, 2011 at 10:20 pm
Say, dear. Smile

They are funny.
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RE: Creationists say the darnest things
November 20, 2011 at 10:25 pm
Jesus is the Anti-Darwin.



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RE: Creationists say the darnest things
November 20, 2011 at 11:27 pm
Wouldn't you love to see the line where fucking "jesus" said that evolution wasn't real?
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RE: Creationists say the darnest things
November 21, 2011 at 1:41 am
(November 20, 2011 at 11:27 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Wouldn't you love to see the line where fucking "jesus" said that evolution wasn't real?

Well Jesus in Mark 10:6-8 believed that man and woman had been around since the beginning of creation. Also Matthew 24:38-39, Luke 17:27 show that Jesus believed in a literal Noah's flood.
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RE: Creationists say the darnest things
November 21, 2011 at 3:03 am
'harsher level of hell'

So now their are levels? Didnt think they could they possibly make up any more shit?
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RE: Creationists say the darnest things
November 21, 2011 at 3:08 am (This post was last modified: November 21, 2011 at 3:28 am by Darth.)
Quote:Well Jesus in Mark 10:6-8 believed that man and woman had been around since the beginning of creation. Also Matthew 24:38-39, Luke 17:27 show that Jesus believed in a literal Noah's flood.


Huh, so it does. Did not know that, thank you. Learnt something new today =D

e: I thought levels of hell was a common belief (or at least personalised torture that is 'proportional' to the crimes committed), with many denominations taking that approach.
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RE: Creationists say the darnest things
November 21, 2011 at 3:12 am
I used to have a beautiful "evolve" fish on my car, and some fucker pulled it off. I never thought it would happen here, but I was parked in a weird little white-trash, conservative area of my city.
That will never hold up in court...
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RE: Creationists say the darnest things
November 21, 2011 at 4:24 am
I have a christian fish thingy on the back of my van, and a FOP sticker. I get pulled over significantly less than I did when I was rollin' around with my "which day did god make all the fossils?" bumper sticker.
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RE: Creationists say the darnest things
November 22, 2011 at 3:08 am
(November 21, 2011 at 3:03 am)5thHorseman Wrote: 'harsher level of hell'

So now their are levels? Didnt think they could they possibly make up any more shit?

Apparently some people believe in Dante's 'Inferno' too.
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