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howdy, howdy
November 27, 2011 at 11:12 pm
i am belphegor. i chose this alias because it's hilarious.
i grew up in a household that seemed pretty secular until a family member suffered a brain injury. after that, at about 10 years old, i was required to attend a christian church regularly. it was confusing, boring, and bizarre. since then, i've followed my own path and questioned a lot of things. i wouldn't call myself atheist. in fact, i wouldn't call myself anything. i strongly reject organized religion and i'm uncertain about the existence of a higher power, but in the spirit of keeping an open mind, i try not to rule too many things out.
maybe i'll fit in.
could i get a drink and an ashtray?
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RE: howdy, howdy
November 27, 2011 at 11:39 pm
Welcome to the Atheist Forums!
We have a lot of skeptics here, and some believers.
You'll fit in, don't worry.
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RE: howdy, howdy
November 28, 2011 at 12:20 am
thank ya!
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RE: howdy, howdy
November 28, 2011 at 12:23 am
It's always a good start posting a warm introduction about yourself and finding a fitting avatar!
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RE: howdy, howdy
November 28, 2011 at 12:26 am
i laughed out loud
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RE: howdy, howdy
November 28, 2011 at 10:31 am
Welcome. As long as your not a complete dick, you will fit in just fine.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: howdy, howdy
November 28, 2011 at 10:45 am
(This post was last modified: November 28, 2011 at 10:45 am by Faith No More.)
You're only half a dick. So your personality fits right in with your biological makeup.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: howdy, howdy
November 28, 2011 at 11:17 am
Either he is a very small man or he has a very large penis.
In any case: it is disturbing that his penis is half of his body mass.
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
