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Here's something funny I came up with today
November 29, 2011 at 12:31 am
Here's something funny I came up with today:
Me: *sneezes*
Guy: Bless you.
Me: Cover you're mouth, bullshit's contagious!
"Sisters, you know only the north; I have traveled in the south lands. There are churches there, believe me, that cut their children too, as the people of Bolvangar did--not in the same way, but just as horribly. They cut their sexual organs, yes, both boys and girls; they cut them with knives so that they shan't feel. That is what the Church does, and every church is the same: control, destroy, obliterate every good feeling. So if a war comes, and the Church is on one side of it, we must be on the other, no matter what strange allies we find ourselves bound to."
-Ruta Skadi, The Subtle Knife
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RE: Here's something funny I came up with today
November 29, 2011 at 2:51 am
You lost me at "you're" lol jk
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RE: Here's something funny I came up with today
November 30, 2011 at 12:16 am
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(November 29, 2011 at 2:51 am)The_Flying_Skeptic Wrote: You lost me at "you're" lol jk
OK, typo, I'll fix that.
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WTF?
(November 29, 2011 at 2:59 am)The_Flying_Skeptic Wrote: You might get Dane Cook's stand up if you try that joke. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXtVzj9y-bo
Yeah, I saw that. That guy's an idiot.
(November 29, 2011 at 2:54 am)padraic Wrote: Rude, aggressive and unnecessary? Certainly. If you said that to my 85 year old mum,you'd hurt her feelings and me an my brother would deck you.
No more rude than saying "bless you". Yeah I wouldn't actually say that in real life, but the though doing it...
Oh yeah, I'm so afraid of your brother!
"Sisters, you know only the north; I have traveled in the south lands. There are churches there, believe me, that cut their children too, as the people of Bolvangar did--not in the same way, but just as horribly. They cut their sexual organs, yes, both boys and girls; they cut them with knives so that they shan't feel. That is what the Church does, and every church is the same: control, destroy, obliterate every good feeling. So if a war comes, and the Church is on one side of it, we must be on the other, no matter what strange allies we find ourselves bound to."
-Ruta Skadi, The Subtle Knife
