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A Typical Gay Day
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/domenick-s..._ref=false
Quote:7:00 a.m. I wake up, and just as I have done every morning since puberty, I choose to be gay today. This will come as a great relief to my gay, homosexual, male lover who lies beside me.  RE: A Typical Gay Day
December 1, 2011 at 2:18 am
(This post was last modified: December 1, 2011 at 2:18 am by Diamond.)
 THE most awesome thing I have ever read...so far. I'm still young.
Don’t ask.
 
You should read Tim Dorsey. Now that shit is sick funny. Try Christopher Moore too.
Yes, I always have to keep reminding myself that I'm straight. Otherwise I forget what that woman who lives in my house is doing there.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
 Quote:8:00 a.m. I have a gay breakfast of cereal with milk, and a good, strong, gay cup of coffee. I am fortified for another day of ruining the fabric of American society. Did anyone else notice that he FAILED to use gay cereal or gay milk? 
 (December 4, 2011 at 4:56 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote:Quote:8:00 a.m. I have a gay breakfast of cereal with milk, and a good, strong, gay cup of coffee. I am fortified for another day of ruining the fabric of American society. Oh shit... Is THAT what 'homo' milk is?!? OMG, I've been drinking gay milk all these years? I feel so.... Fabulous. 
Homogenized milk. o.o
You don't want to drink homo milk. It's not sanitary.
 (December 1, 2011 at 2:08 am)Shell B Wrote: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/domenick-s..._ref=false Obviously a jest.. I wonder how many fundies will quote this as an actual and serious belief of a gay man? "SEE!!!!11!11!1ELEVENTYONE! We told you they CHOOOOOSE to be gay!" |
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