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A Typical Gay Day
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A Typical Gay Day
December 1, 2011 at 2:08 am
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/domenick-s..._ref=false

Quote:7:00 a.m. I wake up, and just as I have done every morning since puberty, I choose to be gay today. This will come as a great relief to my gay, homosexual, male lover who lies beside me.
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RE: A Typical Gay Day
December 1, 2011 at 2:18 am (This post was last modified: December 1, 2011 at 2:18 am by Diamond.)
ROFLOL THE most awesome thing I have ever read...so far. I'm still young.
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RE: A Typical Gay Day
December 1, 2011 at 2:21 am
You should read Tim Dorsey. Now that shit is sick funny. Try Christopher Moore too.
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RE: A Typical Gay Day
December 1, 2011 at 5:15 pm
Yes, I always have to keep reminding myself that I'm straight. Otherwise I forget what that woman who lives in my house is doing there.
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RE: A Typical Gay Day
December 4, 2011 at 4:56 pm
Quote:8:00 a.m. I have a gay breakfast of cereal with milk, and a good, strong, gay cup of coffee. I am fortified for another day of ruining the fabric of American society.

Did anyone else notice that he FAILED to use gay cereal or gay milk? Wink
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RE: A Typical Gay Day
December 4, 2011 at 5:32 pm
(December 4, 2011 at 4:56 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote:
Quote:8:00 a.m. I have a gay breakfast of cereal with milk, and a good, strong, gay cup of coffee. I am fortified for another day of ruining the fabric of American society.

Did anyone else notice that he FAILED to use gay cereal or gay milk? Wink


Oh shit... Is THAT what 'homo' milk is?!?

OMG, I've been drinking gay milk all these years?

I feel so.... Fabulous.
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RE: A Typical Gay Day
December 4, 2011 at 7:11 pm
Homogenized milk. o.o
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RE: A Typical Gay Day
December 4, 2011 at 7:17 pm
You don't want to drink homo milk. It's not sanitary.
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RE: A Typical Gay Day
December 4, 2011 at 7:19 pm
(December 4, 2011 at 7:17 pm)Shell B Wrote: You don't want to drink homo milk. It's not sanitary.

You want it raw dont'cha.

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RE: A Typical Gay Day
December 4, 2011 at 7:50 pm
(December 1, 2011 at 2:08 am)Shell B Wrote: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/domenick-s..._ref=false

Quote:7:00 a.m. I wake up, and just as I have done every morning since puberty, I choose to be gay today. This will come as a great relief to my gay, homosexual, male lover who lies beside me.

Obviously a jest..

I wonder how many fundies will quote this as an actual and serious belief of a gay man?

"SEE!!!!11!11!1ELEVENTYONE! We told you they CHOOOOOSE to be gay!"
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