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#31
RE: Hey Atheists....
December 9, 2011 at 4:27 pm
Stop changing the subject. Tongue

What's too skinny and what's too fat? I'm curious now.
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#32
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December 9, 2011 at 4:32 pm
Ok, i'll explain further.

too skinny is like a supermodel, euuuuuuuugh sicko's. too fat is Kirsty Alley, mid-ballooning.

I'd fuck a fatty or a rake if i knew her and her personality was ace.

But if i was on the pull in a bar on a night out, i wouldnt.

Physical for a 1 night stand, personality for longer, as i dont know Christina Hendricks and she's still a beast, i'd say no.

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#33
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December 9, 2011 at 4:35 pm
That is probably the most enlightening insight into the male psych I have ever witnessed.
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#34
RE: Hey Atheists....
December 9, 2011 at 4:37 pm
I guess some people consider too skinny as someone who's ribs are too visible and legs lacking meat.

You're perfect, Summer. I've seen the pics. Big Grin
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#35
RE: Hey Atheists....
December 9, 2011 at 4:41 pm
Wasn't so much worried, sugar, as curious - when someone denies someone as beautiful as Ms Hendricks it makes me wonder who among us has a chance of being sexy in the seemingly ultra picky minds of men.







But I'll take the compliment anyway. Tongue [kiss to Ace's forehead]
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#36
RE: Hey Atheists....
December 9, 2011 at 4:41 pm
You know, between seeing her as a vulcan in Star Trek 2 and recently in her little dancing contest, she is extremely fuckable, that Kristie Alley.
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#37
RE: Hey Atheists....
December 9, 2011 at 4:47 pm
(December 9, 2011 at 4:41 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Wasn't so much worried, sugar, as curious - when someone denies someone as beautiful as Ms Hendricks it makes me wonder who among us has a chance of being sexy in the seemingly ultra picky minds of men.
Indeed. I guess the question is - What is perfect? I'm not judgemental or picky. For me personality means a fuck load more than anything else. No one's perfect.

Quote:But I'll take the compliment anyway. Tongue [kiss to Ace's forehead]
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Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

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#38
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December 9, 2011 at 5:12 pm
'I guess some people consider too skinny as someone who's ribs are too visible and legs lacking meat.'

Yes.

'when someone denies someone as beautiful as Ms Hendricks it makes me wonder who among us has a chance of being sexy in the seemingly ultra picky minds of men.'

Worry that you're confusing a pretty face with beauty. And you're sexy, look at the confidence you exude in your photos.
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#39
RE: Hey Atheists....
December 9, 2011 at 5:14 pm
Define beauty then
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#40
RE: Hey Atheists....
December 9, 2011 at 5:19 pm
I cant it's different for everyone, but it aint a pretty face.
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