Have you ever------

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

---been deeply offended by one of your own farts?*


Ask away


Me?.What time is it?

[Shell B]

Wait, am I supposed to answer both of those and then ask a question?

If yes, than yes and 9:27 p.m.

Have you ever done donuts in a car in the snow?

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

Wait, am I supposed to answer both of those and then ask a question?

If yes, than yes and 9:27 p.m.

Have you ever done donuts in a car in the snow?

There are no expectations. I'm hoping people will add their own.

To answer your question: No,it rarely snows here. By that I mean the first and only time I've seen snow here was in about 1958,in the hills. Talk about humungous! That patch must have been a full six feet across if it was an inch!


Have you ever fallen off a boat into shark infested water?

[Shell B]

If you ever see snow while driving, don't do donuts, given that your snow driving skills are obviously non-existent. It is fun, though.

I have fallen off plenty of boats. Whether there were sharks in the water or not, I have no idea. I wouldn't say the water was infested, though. We rarely have infestations of dangerous sharks. Come to think of it, though, dogfish are technically sharks, so maybe yes.

Have you ever held a snake?

[Diamond]

Hell no! When I see a snake, whether it's in a terrarium or out in the open, I cower.

Have you ever gotten lost in a big forest?

[Shell B]

Oh, definitely, but I always found my way out. I'm a New Englander. Big forests are our thing.

Have you ever gotten lost in a store?

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

If you ever see snow while driving, don't do donuts, given that your snow driving skills are obviously non-existent. It is fun, though.

I have fallen off plenty of boats. Whether there were sharks in the water or not, I have no idea. I wouldn't say the water was infested, though. We rarely have infestations of dangerous sharks. Come to think of it, though, dogfish are technically sharks, so maybe yes.

Have you ever held a snake?

Held a snake? No ,but I killed one once:Malay jungle; a deadly little bugger too,member of the death adder family.

Fell of a boat in middle of Sydney harbour,which is full of sharks.

Have you ever touched or fed a wild kangaroo? Yep,that's me, taken 1989, Rottnest Island, Western Australia. (OK,it's a wallaby)

[Diamond]

Have you ever gotten lost in a store?

Yup. I think I was about ten years old last time. I was looking at candy then when I turned around, mother was gone. It took me the longest ten minutes of my life to find her!

Have you ever touched or fed a wild kangaroo?

I'd have to see a wild kangaroo to even have a chance of touching or feeding one.

Have you ever fell out of a kayak?

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

Oh, definitely, but I always found my way out. I'm a New Englander. Big forests are our thing.

Have you ever gotten lost in a store?

Yes,in fucking IKEA.Serves me right for going there in the first place.

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Have you ever fallen out of a kayak?

I BEG your pardon?

My sex life is none of your business.


I DID once fall off a pair of platform shoes, and hurt myself.

[Diamond]

Have you ever fallen out of a kayak?

I BEG your pardon?

My sex life is none of your business.


I DID once fall off a pair of platform shoes, and hurt myself.

Okay...I don't see how that could be taken as a sexual question(and please don't explain it to me. I has the Google).
I meant like the boat. I guess this kind of goes back to the fallen off a boat question, but when I think of sharks, I think of oceans. And last time I went kayaking was in a lake.