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Jesus discovered in tin of marmite
December 14, 2011 at 3:17 pm
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopi...rmite.html
Hot on the heels of the "Jesus found on dogs arsehole" thread, we now have this.
Yet another sign? Should we be watching out for the second coming?
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RE: Jesus discovered in tin of marmite
December 14, 2011 at 3:35 pm
And there I was thinking that there was no evidence for Jesus. My worldview is in ruins.
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RE: Jesus discovered in tin of marmite
December 14, 2011 at 3:43 pm
I like that it could pretty much be a picture of anyone... But, hey, it is obviously most likely someone who has been dead for almost 2000 years.
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RE: Jesus discovered in tin of marmite
December 14, 2011 at 4:10 pm
What a bunch of retards! That's clearly Zeus!
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RE: Jesus discovered in tin of marmite
December 14, 2011 at 4:14 pm
I think it looks more like Bill, my next door neighbour.
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RE: Jesus discovered in tin of marmite
December 14, 2011 at 6:38 pm
Bill is jesus?
I suggest you get on his good side mate.
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RE: Jesus discovered in tin of marmite
December 14, 2011 at 7:08 pm
What the fuck is "yeast spread?"
And why do you Limeys eat it????????
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RE: Jesus discovered in tin of marmite
December 14, 2011 at 7:24 pm
(December 14, 2011 at 7:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: What the fuck is "yeast spread?"
And why do you Limeys eat it????????
Only half eat it, the other half hate it.
I love it, me. On cheese toasties.
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RE: Jesus discovered in tin of marmite
December 14, 2011 at 7:32 pm
(This post was last modified: December 14, 2011 at 7:34 pm by Cyberman.)
(December 14, 2011 at 7:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: What the fuck is "yeast spread?"
Delicious. It's a thick brown paste with a beefy kind of flavour and goes great on toast. Interestingly, a jar of it will keep practically forever (unless eaten first); it sets like honey, but stick the jar in a pan of hot water for a while and it goes back to normal.
(December 14, 2011 at 7:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: And why do you Limeys eat it????????
Well, there's not much else to do when the peasoup fog rolls in after the day's heavy rain, the pubs have shut for the day having sold out of warm beer and bangers 'n' mash, and we're sitting around the fireplace in our braces and string vests continually drinking our cuppas having dismissed the butler for the evening. It's either Marmite or sex, so there's no contest.
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