This is not NEWS, guys!

[Minimalist]

http://apnews.excite.com/article/2011121...3CVG1.html

PHOENIX (AP) - The federal government issued a scathing report Thursday that outlines how Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's office has committed a wide range of civil rights violations against Latinos, including a pattern of racial profiling and discrimination and carrying out heavy-handed immigration patrols based on racially charged citizen complaints.

The report, obtained by The Associated Press ahead of its release, is a result of the U.S. Justice Department's three-year investigation of Arpaio's office amid complaints of racial profiling and a culture of bias at the agency's top level.

Everyone out here knows it and the redneck jackasses love him for it!

[Shell B]

I may live in one of the most expensive "states" (It's actually a Commonwealth), but the extra money I pay is worth it. Shit, half the population in Boston is a melting pot.

FYI, best place to get pulled over is North Dakota. Black, white, East Coast (yes, we're a different "race"), it doesn't matter. Give them 50 bucks and you're done. I got clocked going 92 in a u-haul in a 55 zone, gave the guy 50 bucks and carried on.

[Epimethean]

Arpaio is utter human fecal matter. I'd love to toss him in with all the profiled arrests his deputies have made over the past year. His profile is the silhouette of the hole between the glutes.

[Jackalope]

I may live in one of the most expensive "states" (It's actually a Commonwealth), but the extra money I pay is worth it. Shit, half the population in Boston is a melting pot.

FYI, best place to get pulled over is North Dakota. Black, white, East Coast (yes, we're a different "race"), it doesn't matter. Give them 50 bucks and you're done. I got clocked going 92 in a u-haul in a 55 zone, gave the guy 50 bucks and carried on.

Alaska is a lot like that too. On the drive after my redeye flight, I passed exactly one car once I got out of Anchorage: An Alaska state trooper. Ticketed for 87 in a 55, the fine was around $40 - no court appearance needed, just dropped the provided envelope in the mail on my way to catch the flight home two weeks later.