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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
Wouldn't it be more courteous (I was going to say xtian) to stick to the subject at hand and not turn this into a personal issue?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
Quote:Well I used to smoke pot and I had a ball.

You shouldn't have stopped. You were probably less of a dipshit.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
Because that's what happens. We're not having a flame war while I'm on duty.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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You're right, Stim.


Nothing would have made him less of a dipshit.
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(September 8, 2014 at 5:25 pm)professor Wrote: Well I used to smoke pot and I had a ball.
But it was way too expensive (five bucks a bag, when i worked a good job 2 hours for it- kinda tells ya how long ago that was).
Anyway, you are making me feel right at home here.
Don't get Minimalist any angrier at me than he already is, I can't imagine what he is gonna say if he gets wind of it.

I seriously doubt Min gives enough fucks to be angry about any of this happy horseshit.

P.S. Five bucks for a bag of weed? Must have been shit, unless it was the 70's or earlier.
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Sorry Stimbo, I was only playing a bit. Will do.
And CD, it would have been '70 to 72.
I remember riding my Honda 4 and realizing not to ever smoke that stuff and then ride.
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Appreciated. I don't like to play the bad cop (who am I kidding - I love it). Just trying to keep everything nice and copacetic.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(September 8, 2014 at 4:28 pm)professor Wrote: Min, you're gonna make a GREAT believer, a guy like you ultimately wrote all those epistles in the bible.
The Gospel of Minimalist would probably be pretty entertaining. How do you write "blow your fucking god right out of your ass" in ancient Hebrew?
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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That's what we need: The Gospel Of Minimalist. Better than the other shit.
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(September 8, 2014 at 12:31 pm)ShaMan Wrote:
(September 8, 2014 at 12:04 pm)RobbyPants Wrote: I got your back. If the rapture happens, my (Christian) wife will probably be raptured and I'll be left behind. So, technically, this will leave me single.
Sorry bro... You and I are being caught-up with our wives.
1 Corinthians 7:13-14 Wrote:"13) And if a woman has a husband who is not a believer and he is willing to live with her, she must not divorce him. 14) For the unbelieving husband has been sanctified through his wife, and the unbelieving wife has been sanctified through her believing husband. Otherwise your children would be unclean, but as it is, they are holy."
(emphasis added)

Losty will find someone else man. Sorry. Tongue

The good news is that you'll get to spend eternity with your bride... (christ that is) Angel

That's just a metaphor Dodgy
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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