What to wear in Australia

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Where the hell do you get off calling that Bogan clothing pal? 

I wore the exact outfit on the day I married me wife Shazza and she said I could have met the Queen of England dressed like that. Real proud she was.

Me groomsmen, Thommo, Davo, Johnno, Simmo & Robbo, all wore the same but with matching flanny's. It was the classiest wedding the town had seen since Jack from the pub married his cousin Deb.

Rightio, nuff with the showing off, will ya!
I hate blokes who run around like bluearse flies telling the world how they're the bees knees.

PS, did Jacko pull a sickie? That'd be right! He's took Simone to the ute muster to shag her in the sandman, ain't he?

Strewth don't blow a gasket cobs. You'll end up bustin a phuffa valve if ya keep goin.

You know Jacko do ya?

Yeah, the bastard was a no show. He said he was butchers hook but we guessed he pulled a root at the muster and was too pissed to show up.

He surfaced  later that arvo at the bowlo and he still had the wobbly boot on and Simone was hanging around him like a bad smell. The mongrel was cashed up so we reckon he cleaned up on the pokies.

He shouted the whole wedding group a huge plate of dogs eyes with dead horse and schooies all round.

Do you think all this is helping KUSA at all ignoramus ?