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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 29, 2014 at 12:53 pm)professor Wrote: Hi Stimbo,
If you guys are right about Obama leaving office peacefully- he will be precisely 666 months old at the time his term expires 12 noon Jan 20 2017.
My thanks to John Tng @ http://www.fivedoves.com ( John is extremely gifted in math/ numbers)

No, Obama was born August 4, 1961. That will make him 665.5 months old when he leaves office. Your friend is apparently gifted in math / numbers in the same way that you are a professor.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
Hi prof. I don't recall ever saying that which your comma use implies, but it's always nice when someone says hello to me. I await any reference to my little anecdotal offering, but in the meantime I have a question.

If Obama finishes his term in viable health, ie unassassinated in any measure, wouldn't that sort of make him rather a damp squib in the Antichrist stakes, regardless of how old he is? The behatted invisible dog has a higher batting average at this point.

There again, we shouldn't be expecting much else from someone whose screen name is 'professor' - one who professes - rather than 'prophet'. Sounds like your subconscious has at least a sliver of integrity. You still have a chance.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
Netenyahu IS the Dajjal you deluded idiots :p
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
I see the professor has found some excuse to reneged on his promise to rapture himself out of this forum, and has decided to continue to drag the level of conversation in this forum down to that between adults and children, or children and halfwits.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
By the way, Blackpool was fantastic. Lovely weather, great nightlife, relaxing break from the internet caused by almost total lack of mobile signal, sharing a room with a sexy friend, lots of booze and karaoke. The absence of people floating heavenwards sans clothing was a disappointment, but an expected one. Maybe prophecy is influenced by majority vote? There may possibly have been resurrected dead walking around, but that's Blackpool for you. Either way, it's spurred us into going back sometime soon and for longer, after which we want to hit other places up and down the country. Maybe we'll get passports and travel further afield; I'd like to take her to meet some of you reprobates.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
@Chuck:

Halfwit? I fear you overestimate our friend by quite a large percentage.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
Quote:If Obama finishes his term in viable health, ie unassassinated in any measure, wouldn't that sort of make him rather a damp squib in the Antichrist stakes,


Fear not, Stim. By that time the prof and his moron clique will have moved on to the next "anti-christ."

Quote:The Bible Teaches us that the Antichrist will rise up out of the sea of nations. This Beast appears as an astute. and miraculous political leader, who comes in to power on a platform of peace, safety and prosperity. Billions will be astonished and the hundreds of thousands of peace groups, peace-lovers, peace-niks. pacifists, green-peace environmentalists, peace-corps and peace makers from amongst all the nations and amongst all the religions of the world will marvel at his peace plans and his ability to forge peace contacts with Israel and between all nations and with Judaism and between all religions. They will worship and uplift him to the office of The peace leader of The World - He will be made the leader of the New World Order and The head of The One World Government - He will come in peaceably on a platform of peace, prosperity and safety for all nations and all religions. He will deceive the majority. 1Thes:5:3: "For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, ...... and they shall not escape." He will make peace contracts with all warring individuals, religions and nations! Dan:8:25: " And through his policy also he shall cause craft to prosper in his hand; and he shall magnify himself in his heart, and by peace shall destroy many:"

http://www3.telus.net/thegoodnews/antichrist.htm

No American president in the past, present or foreseeable future meets the conditions in bold.

Looks like the bible is full of shit....again.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(September 29, 2014 at 1:23 pm)Stimbo Wrote: @Chuck:

Halfwit? I fear you overestimate our friend by quite a large percentage.


Well, how would it look if we admit to spenting over a thousand posts talking to a ganglion that would ambarasse a worm?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
I wondered where you were Stimbo (isn't it great to be missed?).

If Obama continues on without the mock resurrection and power takeover- I will be proven to be a liar.
Because I have said hundreds of times by now, he is the AC.

Chuck, I was asked to stay and I put it before you guys, if even one of you said "Go" I would have gone.
The offer is still up.
I said I aim to please and I mean it.
I am awaiting a reply to my PM to big T for his e-mail and my donation. Was he with Stimbo?

By the way Min, in the box quote above there is a lot of conjecture- at least as much as I have shown without any clues or signs I have presented.
O is not at the pinnacle of his revealing yet.
I am glad I will not to be here for it.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
Yeah - you fuckers can't even agree among yourselves.

A person with an average IQ would be embarrassed by that....but I guess it doesn't bother you.

You are the one who puts a lot of credence in those bible quotes, prof. Not me.

Bullshit is bullshit.
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