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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 23, 2014 at 10:04 pm
Mormons Americanized Christianity. So, yes, he would have spoke Murican!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 23, 2014 at 10:04 pm (This post was last modified: September 23, 2014 at 10:06 pm by Cyberman.)
(September 23, 2014 at 9:58 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote: If he does get beamed up, he needs to be prepared to make a good impression. After all we wouldn't want JC to think he still needs education and have him sent back down again, do we? Thinking

Well, with the development in quantum teleportation recently, maybe the prof's got a point.

I recommend a hat.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 23, 2014 at 10:06 pm
(September 23, 2014 at 10:04 pm)Dragonetti Wrote: Mormons Americanized Christianity. So, yes, he would have spoke Murican!

The old "If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me."

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 23, 2014 at 10:07 pm
Forsooth! Jesus spake the King's English!

Verily he doth!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 23, 2014 at 10:08 pm
(September 23, 2014 at 10:03 pm)professor Wrote: I WAS referring to the New Wine the disciples were drinking.

What, that stuff made out of blood? So the disciples were Klingons!

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 23, 2014 at 10:14 pm
Incidentally, I bet they weren't very disciplined after that little lot.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 23, 2014 at 10:15 pm
I don't think the language itself would matter much, after all I wonder if JC himself understood what he was saying, I mean till this day there is a lot of confusion going on regarding what he actually said, and what he meant, so....

I guess he is good as long as anyone says: "I love ya man!" in a language he understands

Hmm, maybe the prof should setup google translator on his phone, and learn to use it, before getting beamed up.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 23, 2014 at 11:49 pm
(September 23, 2014 at 9:58 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Coarse i dew. i tink dat evrywun wot dont torque rite or spel propa is teh dum.

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 24, 2014 at 12:30 am
(September 23, 2014 at 9:58 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Coarse i dew. i tink dat evrywun wot dont torque rite or spel propa is teh dum.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 24, 2014 at 12:40 am
(September 23, 2014 at 10:03 pm)professor Wrote: Exian, yeah I do drink a little beer now and then, a beer goes good with a fish fry.
Probably had at least 2 or 3 beers this year and a half glass of wine.

I WAS referring to the New Wine the disciples were drinking.
And yes, I have been totally blasted by that Spirit a few times- haven't in a long time.
Well, it's after ten and time for bed.
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Ha! Sounds like you drink as often as I do. I usually have a beer or a glass of wine, get a mild headache, and turn in for the night.

Does that "New Wine" come in a powder form that you mix in water? If so, I think that's Kool Aid you're drinking. Wink
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