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Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?

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Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
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Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
January 30, 2017 at 3:39 am
(January 29, 2017 at 5:34 am)CanOfMountainDew Wrote: Take anti depressents and I promise you your libito will go way down, as well as your ability to achieve orgasm.

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RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
January 30, 2017 at 3:48 am
Since I've had a vasectomy, surely I can't be religiously frowned on for masturbation now? It's all dead weight, wherever it ends up. I guess I'm going to hell for getting the op, as I have put the population in serious danger of dying out. What if suddenly everyone but me couldn't have children?
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RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
January 30, 2017 at 4:19 am (This post was last modified: January 30, 2017 at 4:26 am by The Wise Joker.)
(January 29, 2017 at 6:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Yes, really.  Masterbation doesn't exist.

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Big Grin It does, prove it doesn't.
(January 29, 2017 at 8:15 pm)Macoleco Wrote: Idk and I dont want to. I like fapping. The only thing keeping me sane.

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(January 30, 2017 at 3:48 am)robvalue Wrote: Since I've had a vasectomy, surely I can't be religiously frowned on for masturbation now? It's all dead weight, wherever it ends up. I guess I'm going to hell for getting the op, as I have put the population in serious danger of dying out. What if suddenly everyone but me couldn't have children?

Big Grin Enjoy masterbating, I'll have sex instead.
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RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
January 30, 2017 at 5:02 am
Quote:It does, prove it doesn't.

Grab yourself a dictionary.

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RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
January 30, 2017 at 5:32 am
(January 30, 2017 at 5:02 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
Quote:It does, prove it doesn't.

Grab yourself a dictionary.

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Big Grin But I'm a freethinker, English is a second language to me, I speak lovefoolish, I was born in Boogie Wonderland.  If there is a word you don't know the meaning of in my language, please ask.  Who made up the Klingon language ?  I'm much more sophisticated.
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RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
January 30, 2017 at 12:11 pm
If you're feeling horny, just grab your spouse lol. It's much better than masturbation anyway. Smile
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RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
January 30, 2017 at 12:15 pm
well sure, for you.

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RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
January 30, 2017 at 4:50 pm
(January 30, 2017 at 12:11 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: If you're feeling horny, just grab your spouse lol. It's much better than masturbation anyway. Smile

Big Grin If you have like a harem, even better.
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RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
January 30, 2017 at 4:59 pm
(January 30, 2017 at 4:50 pm)The Wise Joker Wrote:
(January 30, 2017 at 12:11 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: If you're feeling horny, just grab your spouse lol. It's much better than masturbation anyway. Smile

Big Grin If you have like a harem, even better.

You can only be out of your fucking mind, or live in a place women are not free,
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RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
January 30, 2017 at 5:07 pm
(January 30, 2017 at 4:59 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(January 30, 2017 at 4:50 pm)The Wise Joker Wrote: Big Grin If you have like a harem, even better.

You can only be out of your fucking mind, or live in a place women are not free,

Big Grin Depends how wise you are with women my friend, they love sophistication, lovefoolosophy.
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