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RE:Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
January 29, 2017 at 3:46 pm
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One could probably avoid both with regular fornication.
Or perhaps long-term anabolic steroid abuse, if one wished to increase the the likelihood of being able to uh...avoid this stuff altogether.
That would be drastic.
And, HIGHLY inadvisable. Possible, though.
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RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
January 29, 2017 at 3:54 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 6:09 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: Rather than anti-depressants, just open your google image search, and type in "tubgirl", and stare at the first image for 30secs without blinking 
Googling "trigglypuff" can have the same effect.
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RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
January 29, 2017 at 3:56 pm
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(January 29, 2017 at 3:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: It is actually quite easy to avoid 'masterbation', as there is no such thing.
Boru
Really ?
(January 29, 2017 at 2:14 pm)Drich Wrote: (January 29, 2017 at 3:05 am)The Wise Joker Wrote: 
no
O the wise one has answered.
(January 29, 2017 at 3:41 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: We try to stay away from masturbation, especially when we have a spouse. But wet dreams are completely involuntary, and there's nothing wrong with that.
There isn't a need for masturbation in a good relationship. It's not right for a man to need sex and not have a woman to have sex with, it's very unhealthy.
(January 29, 2017 at 3:46 pm)Thena323 Wrote: One could probably avoid both with regular fornication.
Or perhaps long-term anabolic steroid abuse, if one wished to increase the the likelihood of being able to uh...avoid this stuff altogether.
That would be drastic.
And, HIGHLY inadvisable. Possible, though.
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RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
January 29, 2017 at 6:42 pm
Yes, really. Masterbation doesn't exist.
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RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
January 29, 2017 at 6:44 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 6:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Yes, really. Masterbation doesn't exist.
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RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
January 29, 2017 at 6:52 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 5:34 am)CanOfMountainDew Wrote: Take anti depressents and I promise you your libito will go way down, as well as your ability to achieve orgasm.
That happened to me with Lexapro, but not with Xanax.
Also... when I was a church girl, I did masturbate at night. I'd feel guilty. The guilt made me need to do it again for comfort. And so the cycle began. Fun times.
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RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
January 29, 2017 at 6:56 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 6:44 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote: (January 29, 2017 at 6:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Yes, really. Masterbation doesn't exist.
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Tell that to your master
She prefers the title 'She Who Must Be Obeyed'.
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RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
January 29, 2017 at 7:21 pm
(January 29, 2017 at 6:09 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: Rather than anti-depressants, just open your google image search, and type in "tubgirl", and stare at the first image for 30secs without blinking
... unless you're into scat ...
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RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
January 29, 2017 at 7:39 pm
Ugh. Why'd I look at that?
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RE: Is it possible to avoid masterbation or nocturnal emission if you aren't married ?
January 29, 2017 at 8:15 pm
Idk and I dont want to. I like fapping. The only thing keeping me sane.
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