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The worst candy ever
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 (August 19, 2015 at 3:07 am)Jenny A Wrote:(August 17, 2015 at 4:21 am)Neimenovic Wrote: Ooh yuuuuuuuck licorice D: Well, at least someone here with taste!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
 RE: The worst candy ever
August 19, 2015 at 4:11 am
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(August 19, 2015 at 2:49 am)Alex K Wrote: To clarify: I know Smarties as a thinner version of chocolate M&M, but there are different products sold under that name. What are the ones like you refer to? yum! ![[Image: pr3dy.jpg]](https://i.imgflip.com/pr3dy.jpg)
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Know God, Know fear.  (August 19, 2015 at 4:11 am)ignoramus Wrote:(August 19, 2015 at 2:49 am)Alex K Wrote: To clarify: I know Smarties as a thinner version of chocolate M&M, but there are different products sold under that name. What are the ones like you refer to? No.....these: ![[Image: 1152785-smarties.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=static.giantbomb.com%2Fuploads%2Foriginal%2F0%2F9000%2F1152785-smarties.jpg)
We are not made happy by what we acquire but by what we appreciate.
Understanding my fondness for all things bacon, my wife brought home some bacon-flavored 'pop-rocks'.
![[Image: Sizzling-Bacon-Candy.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.geekalerts.com%2Fu%2FSizzling-Bacon-Candy.jpg) Perhaps the foulest shit ever to touch my tongue.  (August 19, 2015 at 10:03 am)Cato Wrote: Understanding my fondness for all things bacon, my wife brought home some bacon-flavored 'pop-rocks'. It looks entirely disgusting. Anyone else hate Peeps? Or any other marshmallow-based abomination? Groooooss!! Pinwheel cookies have to be one of the worst cookie inventions of all time.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
(August 19, 2015 at 10:09 am)Clueless Morgan Wrote:(August 19, 2015 at 10:03 am)Cato Wrote: Understanding my fondness for all things bacon, my wife brought home some bacon-flavored 'pop-rocks'. I'm convinced that Peeps are tools of the devil. The only thing I do with peeps is put them in the microwave to explode those little demon minions.
We are not made happy by what we acquire but by what we appreciate.
(August 19, 2015 at 10:11 am)lkingpinl Wrote: I'm convinced that Peeps are tools of the devil. The only thing I do with peeps is put them in the microwave to explode those little demon minions. But then you have to clean the aftermath out of your microwave  The only acceptable uses for marshmallows are (1) roasting the living shit out of them over a campfire (2) smothering them in chocolate and sandwiching it between the two halves of a Nutter Butter in a far superior and totally epic version of a S'More
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
I like marshmallows. I do. I had seen Peeps for years because, well, Easter. So I bought a pack of five one day a couple years ago. Five. Pretty harmless number, methinks. I can eat 5 sponge toffees. 5 "orange slices". 5 plain marshmallows.
BUT. I. FELT. LIKE. I. WAS. GOING. TO. DIE...after those 5 peeps. They were deeeeeeelish. But what they did to me was just...wrong.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
 RE: The worst candy ever
August 19, 2015 at 11:19 am
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Marshmallows I have no problem with: campfires, s'mores, on top of some hot chocolate- awesome. Even jus dry plain marhmallows I can stand. But whatever it is they use for peeps or any candy version of marshmallow is not ok. Knock it off. Don't...don't.
ETA: Don't.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue (August 19, 2015 at 10:33 am)Clueless Morgan Wrote:(August 19, 2015 at 10:11 am)lkingpinl Wrote: I'm convinced that Peeps are tools of the devil. The only thing I do with peeps is put them in the microwave to explode those little demon minions. No those things are so awful and spawns of Satan I treat my microwave as a ghostbuster trap afterwards. I will gladly toss it out and get a new one to nuke the next batch of devil bunnies
We are not made happy by what we acquire but by what we appreciate.
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