Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
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It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster....not the Flying Fettucine Monster.
Next thing you'll want to let shells and rigatoni in as well! 
Keep talking down about the less fortunate, the less round and thin, who may or may have sauce and you'll be doing penance
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
![[Image: 2009-08-03.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=rockpapercynic.com%2Fstrips%2F2009-08-03.gif) Time to break out the stakes and iron maidens.  (August 27, 2015 at 4:59 pm)Exian Wrote: I don't need proof, I have faith. The Flying Spaghetti Monster can fly. But that does not mean that He only flies. He can swim, and do anything else He wishes. Praise be His Holy Name! "A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
(August 27, 2015 at 6:31 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I'm getting a more fettuccine feel. Since I've only ever heard of one flying spaghetti monster this can't be it. Maybe one of his minions though. "Spaghetti" is just the most common form of pasta. But the Flying Spaghetti Monster is not limited by our conception of Him. He is all forms of pasta. And His sauce can be tomato based, pesto, Alfredo, or anything else that His Noodly Appendages wish His sauce to be. How can His greatness be contained in our conceptions of Him? He is truly all things and limitless. It is the blasphemers who say that He cannot be this or that. He can be anything He wishes Himself to be! The problems come from the limitations of human imagination. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not limited. Ramen. "A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
This ecumenicalism is disturbing.
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 27, 2015 at 10:02 pm
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(August 27, 2015 at 9:49 pm)Minimalist Wrote: This ecumenicalism is disturbing. You are confusing true religion with ecumenicalism. Surely, you are not going to blaspheme against the Flying Spaghetti Monster and tell us that He is limited and unable to be all forms of pasta? Surely, you are not going to blaspheme against the Flying Spaghetti Monster and tell us that He is limited and unable to have all forms of sauce? Really, what kind of limited being do you worship? You make me think you are not drinking enough wine with your pasta. But, fortunately for you, the Great, Wise, Flying Spaghetti Monster is forgiving, and will allow you to enjoy His Noodly Appendages in all of their forms, with all of their sauces, and with all appropriate wines. Ramen. "A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
I'm a pastamentalist.
AHA! Proof! Check mate, ATHEISTS...oh, wait...
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42) Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com |
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