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How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
#11
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
I'll bet he's a great supporter of Israel too, especially the tiny remnant of Jews who won't be slaughtered in his cult's end times fantasies.
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#12
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
@OP: until the end times come.

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#13
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
Hey Abaris, that was a good one- Bark Bark.
How could I have forgotten THE Big sign- Israel a sovereign nation again.
Sovereignty again, after more than 2000 years, in fulfillment of prophecy.

I told you guys before, "End of the world" is more accurately translated- End of the age.
There is a phase between being pregnant and birth, what is that called? Transition?

We are commanded to "Occupy until He comes", I work, help people, I am a giver to various causes.
I sent emergency / stored food to number one son, have some here, have silver and some gold with 2 kids and stashed (possible transition money).

I am right now, taking out a loan to pay off my wife's newer car out of my 401K, since:
1) I don't want debt outstanding after leaving.
2) I have 2 kids who might need it (in case they stay here, which seems likely).
3) the Impostor will probably do a Greek style freeze or steal the 401 anyway.
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#14
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
All you need to do is look at asswipes like the prof and you have your answer.
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#15
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
(August 28, 2015 at 4:58 pm)professor Wrote: Correction Rhonda, Jesus stated the generation SEEING the signs He spoke of would not pass away.

Biblicaly the last days are the last 2 0r 3 millenniums.  A play on "A day with the lord is AS a thousand years".

Day 7 will be here on the 23rd of September.

Pay no attention to the exponential earthquake chart, forget the volcanoes (now numbering 52?).
You were not told by the media of the mass bird, fish and animal die-offs?  Wonder why?
Didn't see the water in various places turn blood red?

Pay no attention to the facilitating of Iran's nuke program by O.
Pay no attention to the New World Order, FEMA camps, UFOs Jade Helm ("Mastering the Human domain"logo) .

How about a much more reliable forecast?    September 23 will come and go, and you will still be the Jesus sniffing weasel who would be shameless enough to show your pathetic face here on September 24th.
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#16
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
(August 28, 2015 at 4:58 pm)professor Wrote: Correction Rhonda, Jesus stated the generation SEEING the signs He spoke of would not pass away.

Biblicaly the last days are the last 2 0r 3 millenniums.  A play on "A day with the lord is AS a thousand years".

Day 7 will be here on the 23rd of September.

Pay no attention to the exponential earthquake chart, forget the volcanoes (now numbering 52?).
You were not told by the media of the mass bird, fish and animal die-offs?  Wonder why?
Didn't see the water in various places turn blood red?

Pay no attention to the facilitating of Iran's nuke program by O.
Pay no attention to the New World Order, FEMA camps, UFOs Jade Helm ("Mastering the Human domain"logo) .
It's never simple, is it? Coming up with all that convoluted crap must leave your brain tore up from the floor up. Others here can read and comprehend what they read so I will not waste time with you as I've done in the past.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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#17
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It's really of no use to adress that mental diarrhea. It will take care of itself at the end of september.
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#18
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
(August 28, 2015 at 5:34 pm)professor Wrote: Hey Abaris, that was a good one- Bark Bark.
How could I have forgotten THE Big sign- Israel a sovereign nation again.
Sovereignty again, after more than 2000 years, in fulfillment of prophecy.

I told you guys before, "End of the world" is more accurately translated- End of the age.
There is a phase between being pregnant and birth, what is that called? Transition?

We are commanded to "Occupy until He comes", I work, help people, I am a giver to various causes.
I sent emergency / stored food to number one son, have some here, have silver and some gold with 2 kids and stashed (possible transition money).

I am right now, taking out a loan to pay off my wife's newer car out of my 401K, since:
1) I don't want debt outstanding after leaving.
2) I have 2 kids who might need it (in case they stay here, which seems likely).
3) the Impostor will probably do a Greek style freeze or steal the 401 anyway.
Uh Prof, that's not a microphone you're holding. That's a butt plug. Guess we know where the microphone went.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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#19
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
(August 28, 2015 at 6:27 pm)abaris Wrote: It's really of no use to adress that mental diarrhea. It will take care of itself at the end of september.

Isn't that what the fuckhead said last September?
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#20
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
(August 28, 2015 at 4:58 pm)professor Wrote: Correction Rhonda, Jesus stated the generation SEEING the signs He spoke of would not pass away.

Biblicaly the last days are the last 2 0r 3 millenniums.  A play on "A day with the lord is AS a thousand years".

Day 7 will be here on the 23rd of September.

Pay no attention to the exponential earthquake chart, forget the volcanoes (now numbering 52?).
You were not told by the media of the mass bird, fish and animal die-offs?  Wonder why?
Didn't see the water in various places turn blood red?

Pay no attention to the facilitating of Iran's nuke program by O.
Pay no attention to the New World Order, FEMA camps, UFOs Jade Helm ("Mastering the Human domain"logo) .

OK, so what's going to happen on September 23, 2015?  It's only 26 days from today.  Will space aliens invade?  Will billions of people become zombies?  Will the planet disintegrate?  Will we get hit by a giant asteroid?  Will our air run out?  

Personally I'm hoping for a giant asteroid.  It'll be awesome to see it streaking across the sky, flaming through the atmosphere, and feeling the impact for a fraction of a second.  

The space aliens aren't scary enough.  I've seen too many movies about that before so they would probably be a disappointment.

The zombie thing would stink horribly and resistance would be futile.

How do you think the world will end in 26 days?
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