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RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
August 29, 2015 at 11:38 am
We could make fun of their tiny dong and only be nominally racist.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
August 29, 2015 at 11:45 am
UFO's, prof? Don't you mean UFASO's? Unidentified Flying Alien Spacecraft Objects! Or better yet UFGFASO- Unidentified Flying Government Funded Alien Spacecraft Objects.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
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RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
August 29, 2015 at 11:52 am
It want be long, how long I can't say, what I do know is most of thr end time prophecies are complete, just a few to go.
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God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
August 29, 2015 at 12:00 pm
The "End Prophecies" have been coming true for a long time now. Maybe you just have confirmation bias. And maybe that applies to other places as well.
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RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
August 29, 2015 at 12:01 pm
FOUR BLOOD MOONS!
JADE HELM!
GAY MARRIAGE!
DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER!
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RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
August 29, 2015 at 2:15 pm
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It's about time for another bunch of billboards predicting the Rapture! Remember Harold Camping and his followers on May 21, 2011? They quit their jobs and sold their cars and gave all their money to Harold . . . who was a lot richer on May 22. (Hmm. I could use some cash.) Facebook was freakin' hilarious on May 22. I remember one post celebrating that "all the assholes have left the earth, there are now abandoned houses for the homeless, life is going to be so much better now -- wait, what? -- what the #$! $)1& DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE STILL HERE????"
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein