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So i was reading over the bible again..

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So i was reading over the bible again..
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So i was reading over the bible again..
September 13, 2015 at 12:55 pm
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RE: So i was reading over the bible again..
September 13, 2015 at 1:16 pm
The only reason for reading that pile of shit is to cure insomnia.
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RE: So i was reading over the bible again..
September 13, 2015 at 1:18 pm
It's also nice for deconversion.
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RE: So i was reading over the bible again..
September 13, 2015 at 1:23 pm
(September 13, 2015 at 1:18 pm)Losty Wrote: It's also nice for deconversion.

Also nice for warming up the house in the winter time sitting in front of the fireplace with a warm drink while the bible burns.  Angel
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RE: So i was reading over the bible again..
September 13, 2015 at 1:24 pm
No offense, but do you have a little masochist in you? Why would you read it OVER? Fuck, once was enough for me and that was on a dare/bet/agreement (I will if you will kind of thing). BTW, the other person lost. To win caused me many a headache and lots of frustration. Never again.

Or is it the "better to keep your enemy close" thing?
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RE: So i was reading over the bible again..
September 13, 2015 at 1:41 pm
(September 13, 2015 at 1:18 pm)Losty Wrote: It's also nice for deconversion.

I have heard that reading the bible at face value is the best atheistic tool there is. There's a reason why some christians say it must be read "in the spirit". Certain presuppositions must be in place before you take a crack at reading the inspired word of god.
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September 13, 2015 at 1:43 pm
That chart a while back of the thousands of Bible contradictions was damn informative too.

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RE: So i was reading over the bible again..
September 13, 2015 at 1:47 pm
(September 13, 2015 at 1:24 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: No offense, but do you have a little masochist in you? Why would you read it OVER? Fuck, once was enough for me and that was on a dare/bet/agreement (I will if you will kind of thing). BTW, the other person lost. To win caused me many a headache and lots of frustration. Never again.

Or is it the "better to keep your enemy close" thing?

Not really  Angel but the bible itself is so fully of contradictions i do enjoy some of the mythology in the bible. I just look at the bible as a piece of literature 
and not something to take seriously.
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September 13, 2015 at 1:48 pm
(September 13, 2015 at 1:43 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: That chart a while back of the thousands of Bible contradictions was damn informative too.

Salute !!

Yep  Big Grin the bible it contradicts itself.
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RE: So i was reading over the bible again..
September 13, 2015 at 1:52 pm
(September 13, 2015 at 1:48 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(September 13, 2015 at 1:43 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: That chart a while back of the thousands of Bible contradictions was damn informative too.

Salute !!

Yep  Big Grin the bible it contradicts itself.

And we only need a single instance.  That they are countless makes my loins tingly.
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