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RE: Christian Memes/Pics Because Reasons -- Please add your favorites
September 14, 2015 at 12:10 am (This post was last modified: September 14, 2015 at 12:11 am by TheRocketSurgeon.)
That video is freakin' hilarious... or, it would be, if it wasn't really what they actually say to us, all the time.
No kidding... this is a Christian's set of amaaaaaaaaaaazing comments, in an exchange I've been having with him, on AtheistMinority's YouTube comments section, word for word, over the last couple of days:
Salvator Cicio
Sep 11, 2015
Can you explain this why can't we have babies with monkeys. A dog can have sex with other dogs and make babies. Where are all the half Monkey half human bones. We find whole dinosaurs bones that are 65 million years old and we can't find the half Monkey man. If you put a baby in the back yard how long will it live it needs a mother. Someone put this all together. Even science knows all this didn't happen by chance. A elephant lion tiger just grew out of the ground.
Why did we loose are fur we need it to survive. Oh let me guess we put a coat on and had sex and the baby came out with no fur. You might be right those stories the bible copied from history they were written by the devil so you would be deceived. How come we only have ancient writings like only 5000 years old humans were dumb a million years ago they didn't leave anything behind. What year was the 1st human? answer this question. A million years ago or a billion trick questions. I have a lot more for you if you like.
Jaroslav At Amsterdam
Sep 11, 2015
A specie can only have offspring with a specie which DNA matches. There are no halfmonkey men but there were half sapiens-neanderthal.
The world is the result of chance AND necessity.
Salvator Cicio
Sep 11, 2015
So a elephant lion tiger just grew out of the ground.
Jaroslav At Amsterdam
Sep 11, 2015
No, but from a one-celled organism, followed by a multiple cell organism, followed by an jellyfish, followed by a mussel, followed by an octopus, followed by a fish etc,... Etc...
Robert Richardson
Sep 11, 2015
+Salvator Cicio Your questions don't make any sense, and are a total misrepresentation of what science actually says. We have dozens of examples of "half-monkey-half-man" (to borrow your phrase) bones, including a completely-new find just yesterday: Google "Homo naledi", or just read this http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/new-...spartandhp
Humans lost their hair over time, because they moved to an environment in which they stood up and ran, especially over longer distances. The fur was not necessary and its loss let them sweat effectively and not overheat during this new form of hunting. The hair on top of our heads was still useful for protection against the sun. It's one of the many clear changes to our anatomy that resulted from our shift to bipedalism. Yet the fact that our ancestors were not bipeds is visible throughout our body structure. Read a book on the subject (e.g. Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors by Carl Sagan and Ann Druyan) or look at any number of websites from universities that teach physical anthropology.
Your questions about "a baby outside" indicate to me that you don't have a very good grasp on what evolution is, or what science has to say about our evolutionary development. You should fix that.
Salvator Cicio
1:58 AM
+Robert Richardson So we were here millions of years and no writings we are smart not dumb. 5000 years ago they built pyramids and there were writings in them and for a million years before they left nothing no bones buildings. Wait I have to read more in a book to know more. Throw all books away even the bible and you know nothing happens by chance. Don't tell me about anything in a book because you only believe certain books you chose to believe. If we were here for millions of years there would be trillions of people. Look at a population chart. And do some math. And by chance we have millions of round plantets. Even alot of scientists keep changing there minds. They don't even believe in the big bang. Common sense will tell you that. Every atheist always thinks time creates things. Common sense will tell you time is not going to create anything . And your mind is so limited. So the big bang created are galaxy. What about all the other galaxies it's never ending. Oh let me guess time made all of them and there were big bangs everyday. To make a tree you need a seed. For trees to live they need humans to breath air. And maybe we were here for 10,000 years tops you can't prove we were here any longer than that. And if we evolved what gave us the power to have babies. That is another huge chance. You live by chance. A big elephant came buy chance. A huge dinosaur came by chance. A tree came by chance. Oh a whale came by chance. Wait the sun so perfectly placed and round. The perfect distance from the earth and it stays there and the earth spins at a perfect speed and goes around the sun at a perfect speed. And the moon stays next to the earth perfectly
Robert Richardson
1:17 PM
+Salvator Cicio Um, I hate to break it to you, but the reason the planets and sun, etc, are round is because of gravity. It's really very simple. Mass attracts mass, and unless things are 100% solid, a liquid will form into a spherical shape by its gravitational attraction. As the earth cooled, the outer shell hardened. The sun did not cool, of course, because it's an ongoing fusion explosion that pushes itself outward as hard as the gravity causes it to collapse. None of this is by "chance". It's by the basic laws of gravity and motion. The weird thing would be if planets and stars were not round, because then we'd have no idea how they formed. By the way, the moon doesn't "stay next to the earth perfectly", it's actually moving away from us at a rate of about 3.8 cm per year. You can read more about it under Lunar Recession, as well as a lot of other stuff you have wrong about how gravity works, at Ohio State's Astronomy department's website, here: http://www.astronomy.ohio-state.edu/~pog...tides.html
From our best archaeological evidence, humans invented cities about 10,000 years ago, with the dawn of the Agricultural Revolution, where we learned to plant crops instead of being hunter-gatherer nomads, and the extra calories allowed our population to radically increase. But we have good evidence of the ancient cultures that predated the invention of farming, by tens of thousands of years. One example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magdalenian
Finally, you are completely mis-stating how evolution works, and how sex evolved, so much so that I am curious to know how you even formed your ideas about it or think they are valid objections. Seriously, it's not even close to reality. One example: you said, "For trees to live they need humans to breath [sic] air." Trees don't need humans, they just need CO2, which is a by-product of animal "aerobic" (using oxygen) respiration. Humans also share this form of respiration because we are the descendants of animals that used this form of respiration. When you are making objections like that, it tells me that your advice to, quote, "Throw all books away", endquote, is perhaps not a good idea. Please, please learn some science.
P.S. - See if y'all can guess which one is me!
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
RE: Christian Memes/Pics Because Reasons -- Please add your favorites
September 14, 2015 at 1:01 am
(September 14, 2015 at 12:10 am)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: That video is freakin' hilarious... or, it would be, if it wasn't really what they actually say to us, all the time.
No kidding... this is a Christian's set of amaaaaaaaaaaazing comments, in an exchange I've been having with him, on AtheistMinority's YouTube comments section, word for word, over the last couple of days:
Salvator Cicio
Sep 11, 2015
Can you explain this why can't we have babies with monkeys. A dog can have sex with other dogs and make babies. Where are all the half Monkey half human bones. We find whole dinosaurs bones that are 65 million years old and we can't find the half Monkey man. If you put a baby in the back yard how long will it live it needs a mother. Someone put this all together. Even science knows all this didn't happen by chance. A elephant lion tiger just grew out of the ground.
Why did we loose are fur we need it to survive. Oh let me guess we put a coat on and had sex and the baby came out with no fur. You might be right those stories the bible copied from history they were written by the devil so you would be deceived. How come we only have ancient writings like only 5000 years old humans were dumb a million years ago they didn't leave anything behind. What year was the 1st human? answer this question. A million years ago or a billion trick questions. I have a lot more for you if you like.
Jaroslav At Amsterdam
Sep 11, 2015
A specie can only have offspring with a specie which DNA matches. There are no halfmonkey men but there were half sapiens-neanderthal.
The world is the result of chance AND necessity.
Salvator Cicio
Sep 11, 2015
So a elephant lion tiger just grew out of the ground.
Jaroslav At Amsterdam
Sep 11, 2015
No, but from a one-celled organism, followed by a multiple cell organism, followed by an jellyfish, followed by a mussel, followed by an octopus, followed by a fish etc,... Etc...
Robert Richardson
Sep 11, 2015
+Salvator Cicio Your questions don't make any sense, and are a total misrepresentation of what science actually says. We have dozens of examples of "half-monkey-half-man" (to borrow your phrase) bones, including a completely-new find just yesterday: Google "Homo naledi", or just read this http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/new-...spartandhp
Humans lost their hair over time, because they moved to an environment in which they stood up and ran, especially over longer distances. The fur was not necessary and its loss let them sweat effectively and not overheat during this new form of hunting. The hair on top of our heads was still useful for protection against the sun. It's one of the many clear changes to our anatomy that resulted from our shift to bipedalism. Yet the fact that our ancestors were not bipeds is visible throughout our body structure. Read a book on the subject (e.g. Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors by Carl Sagan and Ann Druyan) or look at any number of websites from universities that teach physical anthropology.
Your questions about "a baby outside" indicate to me that you don't have a very good grasp on what evolution is, or what science has to say about our evolutionary development. You should fix that.
Salvator Cicio
1:58 AM
+Robert Richardson So we were here millions of years and no writings we are smart not dumb. 5000 years ago they built pyramids and there were writings in them and for a million years before they left nothing no bones buildings. Wait I have to read more in a book to know more. Throw all books away even the bible and you know nothing happens by chance. Don't tell me about anything in a book because you only believe certain books you chose to believe. If we were here for millions of years there would be trillions of people. Look at a population chart. And do some math. And by chance we have millions of round plantets. Even alot of scientists keep changing there minds. They don't even believe in the big bang. Common sense will tell you that. Every atheist always thinks time creates things. Common sense will tell you time is not going to create anything . And your mind is so limited. So the big bang created are galaxy. What about all the other galaxies it's never ending. Oh let me guess time made all of them and there were big bangs everyday. To make a tree you need a seed. For trees to live they need humans to breath air. And maybe we were here for 10,000 years tops you can't prove we were here any longer than that. And if we evolved what gave us the power to have babies. That is another huge chance. You live by chance. A big elephant came buy chance. A huge dinosaur came by chance. A tree came by chance. Oh a whale came by chance. Wait the sun so perfectly placed and round. The perfect distance from the earth and it stays there and the earth spins at a perfect speed and goes around the sun at a perfect speed. And the moon stays next to the earth perfectly
Robert Richardson
1:17 PM
+Salvator Cicio Um, I hate to break it to you, but the reason the planets and sun, etc, are round is because of gravity. It's really very simple. Mass attracts mass, and unless things are 100% solid, a liquid will form into a spherical shape by its gravitational attraction. As the earth cooled, the outer shell hardened. The sun did not cool, of course, because it's an ongoing fusion explosion that pushes itself outward as hard as the gravity causes it to collapse. None of this is by "chance". It's by the basic laws of gravity and motion. The weird thing would be if planets and stars were not round, because then we'd have no idea how they formed. By the way, the moon doesn't "stay next to the earth perfectly", it's actually moving away from us at a rate of about 3.8 cm per year. You can read more about it under Lunar Recession, as well as a lot of other stuff you have wrong about how gravity works, at Ohio State's Astronomy department's website, here: http://www.astronomy.ohio-state.edu/~pog...tides.html
From our best archaeological evidence, humans invented cities about 10,000 years ago, with the dawn of the Agricultural Revolution, where we learned to plant crops instead of being hunter-gatherer nomads, and the extra calories allowed our population to radically increase. But we have good evidence of the ancient cultures that predated the invention of farming, by tens of thousands of years. One example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magdalenian
Finally, you are completely mis-stating how evolution works, and how sex evolved, so much so that I am curious to know how you even formed your ideas about it or think they are valid objections. Seriously, it's not even close to reality. One example: you said, "For trees to live they need humans to breath [sic] air." Trees don't need humans, they just need CO2, which is a by-product of animal "aerobic" (using oxygen) respiration. Humans also share this form of respiration because we are the descendants of animals that used this form of respiration. When you are making objections like that, it tells me that your advice to, quote, "Throw all books away", endquote, is perhaps not a good idea. Please, please learn some science.
P.S. - See if y'all can guess which one is me! [emoji14]
Raisea hand up!
Let me guess!
Uhmmm, the one who isn't completely fucked in the head?
I gotta tell you man, I envy your patience! Well done....
RE: Christian Memes/Pics Because Reasons -- Please add your favorites
September 23, 2015 at 7:05 pm (This post was last modified: September 23, 2015 at 7:05 pm by Regina.)
This one is my favourite;
It just sums up the situation with Christianity perfectly.
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane"- sarcasm_only
"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable."- Maryam Namazie
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September 23, 2015 at 9:37 pm (This post was last modified: September 23, 2015 at 10:01 pm by dyresand.)
^is it bad i laughed to hard at this...
^By definition jesus of the bible is a communist.
Even christianity teaches you to be a Marxist. Give up your world possession in Marxism you do the same thing.
Uh the whole deal with anti gay stuff Marxism does it as well. Hersey again in common with christianity.
repression of other religions christianity and Marxism both do it. Being rich you cant be rich following god and being
rich in a communist country gets your ass in trouble. Everyone is equal blah blah blah both are in common.
Information church keeps it mouth shut Marxism based government keeps its mouth shut enough said everyone keeps their mouth shut.
Fucking up the education system christianity fucking does it fucking stupid young earth creation and creation bullshit and well Marxism communist government does it.
christians congrats you are guys are pretty much communists trump would be a mega communist.
RE: Christian Memes/Pics Because Reasons -- Please add your favorites
September 23, 2015 at 9:53 pm
Christian memes are predictably lame, but surprisingly creepy...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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