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Christian Memes/Pics Because Reasons -- Please add your favorites
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September 13, 2015 at 4:12 pm
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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September 13, 2015 at 10:04 pm
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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September 13, 2015 at 11:01 pm
(September 13, 2015 at 10:04 pm)Losty Wrote: [Image: r0dq6.jpg]via Imgflip Meme Maker


In regards to Christmas, if it is an excuse to commit as many of the 7 Deadly Sins as possible, I would be inclined to give a pass.

For instance;

*Lust, a little Christmas lay perhaps, Oh Come all Ye Faithful

*Gluttony, eat until you can't walk

*Greed, dammit, where are m PRESENTS !!

*Sloth, sleep all day after gorging on food !!!

*Wrath, don't give presents to anyone who vexes you, take that, Aunt Edna !!

*Envy, why isn't my present as nice/expensive/shiny/coveted as Billy's ??

*Pride, Damn, this is a sweet Corvette I bought myself for Christmas, praise Jesus !!!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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September 14, 2015 at 12:10 am (This post was last modified: September 14, 2015 at 12:11 am by TheRocketSurgeon.)
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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September 14, 2015 at 12:44 am
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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September 14, 2015 at 1:01 am
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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September 23, 2015 at 6:55 pm (This post was last modified: September 23, 2015 at 6:59 pm by stop_pushing_me.)
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(September 13, 2015 at 4:02 pm)Napoléon Wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1&v=qO9IPoAdct8

This was wonderful lol oh man I needed the laugh...glad I opened this thread. Smile
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September 23, 2015 at 7:05 pm (This post was last modified: September 23, 2015 at 7:05 pm by Regina.)
This one is my favourite;

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It just sums up the situation with Christianity perfectly.
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane"  - sarcasm_only

"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable." - Maryam Namazie
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September 23, 2015 at 9:37 pm (This post was last modified: September 23, 2015 at 10:01 pm by dyresand.)
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^is it bad i laughed to hard at this...
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^By definition jesus of the bible is a communist.
Even christianity teaches you to be a Marxist. Give up your world possession in Marxism you do the same thing.
Uh the whole deal with anti gay stuff Marxism does it as well. Hersey again in common with christianity.
repression of other religions christianity and Marxism both do it. Being rich you cant be rich following god and being
rich in a communist country gets your ass in trouble. Everyone is equal blah blah blah both are in common.
Information church keeps it mouth shut Marxism based government keeps its mouth shut enough said everyone keeps their mouth shut.
Fucking up the education system christianity fucking does it fucking stupid young earth creation and creation bullshit and well Marxism communist government does it.
christians congrats you are guys are pretty much communists trump would be a mega communist.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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RE: Christian Memes/Pics Because Reasons -- Please add your favorites
September 23, 2015 at 9:53 pm
Christian memes are predictably lame, but surprisingly creepy...  Undecided

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"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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