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Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
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Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
September 15, 2015 at 12:08 pm (This post was last modified: September 15, 2015 at 12:09 pm by dyresand.)
Okay day one of the rapture, Everything seems fine no horns or news story no angelic horn or anything. Seen a few planes over head i live a airport um the dogs are
doing fine. Hmm.. no one disapearing or floating up. It is 12-PM eastern ill update more a little later on. This rapture blogger Dyre signing off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtEi9Onaf5o
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RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
September 15, 2015 at 12:10 pm
BREAKING NEWS:

Nothing happened so far.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
September 15, 2015 at 12:12 pm
Wait.....I feel something.....

.....

.......!!

*burp*

Nvm
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RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
September 15, 2015 at 12:14 pm
(September 15, 2015 at 12:12 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Wait.....I feel something.....

.....

.......!!

*burp*

Nvm

That's it! No more waffles for you!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
September 15, 2015 at 12:15 pm
(September 15, 2015 at 12:12 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Wait.....I feel something.....

.....

.......!!

*burp*

Nvm

Is it bad that my mind immediately wandered to fishing in Pokemon when I saw the .....!! ?

Eh fuck it, I'm owning this.
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RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
September 15, 2015 at 12:15 pm
(September 15, 2015 at 12:14 pm)Lucanus Wrote:
(September 15, 2015 at 12:12 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Wait.....I feel something.....

.....

.......!!

*burp*

Nvm

That's it! No more waffles for you!

Hah! Your name has anus in it.
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RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
September 15, 2015 at 12:16 pm
The end is coming soon. we don't know how soon, though. Jesus thought soon meant within the lifetimes of the people he preached to, and that was thousands of years ago. Some believe a thousand years to us is a day to Yahweh, so soon could be when the sun dies one or two billion years from now. If humanity religion last that long, I'm sure there will be people on the news talking about how revelation was true right before we freeze to death from lack of the sun's heat.
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A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
September 15, 2015 at 12:18 pm
This just in:

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RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
September 15, 2015 at 12:21 pm
Rapture™: This Time For Real Guys! Aaaaaany minute now.....
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RE: Rapture news thread 15th - 22nd
September 15, 2015 at 12:22 pm
(September 15, 2015 at 12:16 pm)Chad32 Wrote: The end is coming soon. we don't know how soon, though. Jesus thought soon meant within the lifetimes of the people he preached to, and that was thousands of years ago. Some believe a thousand years to us is a day to Yahweh, so soon could be when the sun dies one or two billion years from now. If humanity religion last that long, I'm sure there will be people on the news talking about how revelation was true right before we freeze to death from lack of the sun's heat.

*Cough* More like five billion years, actually - though temperatures could be unsuitable for life within the next half-billion years, if I remember correctly.
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