(September 19, 2015 at 11:03 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Did you know the human spine can be 'cracked' like your knuckles?

I gave a guy a pretty vigorous hug once many years ago, and managed to crack all his vertebrae from neck to waist.

He collapsed, I froze thinking I had killed him.

He wasn't permanently damaged, but the surprise and the sensation was considerable.  


Pretty much put an end to a nights fun right there.

really!

I've been cracking my own spine since I was a kid.

It feels awesome.

(September 20, 2015 at 9:00 am)mh.brewer Wrote:

(September 19, 2015 at 9:48 pm)MTL Wrote: Forehead ding by way of ceiling fan.

Ding????!!!!! AaaaHAHAHAHAHAHA

yeah, you know....like a ding in your car.

Only in your forehead. 

Yeah, that would definitely ruin it for me.

Had a partner suffer a reaction to lube once. The state of the art wasn't advanced back in the 70s to the extent it is now.

(September 20, 2015 at 10:02 am)MTL Wrote: yeah, you know....like a ding in your car.

Only in your forehead. 

When you say ding my mind hears penis.

When you say forehead ding my mind sees this:

(September 20, 2015 at 1:12 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:

(September 20, 2015 at 10:02 am)MTL Wrote: yeah, you know....like a ding in your car.

Only in your forehead. 

When you say ding my mind hears penis.

When you say forehead ding my mind sees this:

I hope that is the West Des Moines Holiday Inn and Convention Center.

(September 20, 2015 at 1:12 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:

(September 20, 2015 at 10:02 am)MTL Wrote: yeah, you know....like a ding in your car.

Only in your forehead. 

When you say ding my mind hears penis.

When you say forehead ding my mind sees this:

LOL  

(September 20, 2015 at 10:22 am)robvalue Wrote: Yeah, that would definitely ruin it for me.

(September 19, 2015 at 1:29 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I don't think its possible.  Sex is like pizza.  Even when its bad it's pretty good.

Sourkraut pizza with pineapples, mushrooms, black olives, tomato sauce, tons of cilantro, and nearly-tasteless bread.

#Notmykink

(September 19, 2015 at 4:00 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: It occurs to me if I had a sex change I wouldn't be able to do anything for anyone.

Or at least not enjoy it at all . . . .

And that would distress Losty.

Ever heard of corn starch? Just mix with hot-warm water (stir constantly), and pour it out of a straw-nozzle while utiizing a dildo. With a couple of straps, or some creative undergarments: you could even go hands-free! 

And fuck, if you're not having fun? Inject yourself with some fucking dopamine, serotonin, and oxytocin... it's a way to sort of directly solve your trouble. Sort of.