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All the ways we can ruin sex
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#91
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 6:35 pm
(September 20, 2015 at 7:46 am)Beccs Wrote: Hey Losty.

Picture this: Trump, Perry, Cruz, and Bush in an orgy and Trump is wearing his rug downstairs...

My god, I read that as "Thump" et al.

Pardon me while I gouge my eyes out with a dull tablespoon.

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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 6:43 pm
(September 21, 2015 at 6:35 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote:
(September 20, 2015 at 7:46 am)Beccs Wrote: Hey Losty.

Picture this:  Trump, Perry, Cruz, and Bush in an orgy and Trump is wearing his rug downstairs...

My god, I read that as "Thump" et al.

Pardon me while I gouge my eyes out with a dull tablespoon.

I'm sure they'd like to "thump" each other...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#93
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 6:57 pm
(September 21, 2015 at 6:35 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote:
(September 20, 2015 at 7:46 am)Beccs Wrote: Hey Losty.

Picture this:  Trump, Perry, Cruz, and Bush in an orgy and Trump is wearing his rug downstairs...

My god, I read that as "Thump" et al.

Pardon me while I gouge my eyes out with a dull tablespoon.

You can gouge your eyes out, but you'll never unsee it.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 7:06 pm
(September 21, 2015 at 6:57 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(September 21, 2015 at 6:35 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: My god, I read that as "Thump" et al.

Pardon me while I gouge my eyes out with a dull tablespoon.

You can gouge your eyes out, but you'll never unsee it.

I can goddamned well try!!1!1

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#95
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 7:09 pm
Sandy lube.
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#96
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 7:14 pm
(September 19, 2015 at 4:18 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Two things you should never do during sex: point and laugh.

Another thing you should never do is look the other in the eye and with a bored look say " seen any good movies lately?"
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 8:04 pm
Quote:Another thing you should never do is look the other in the eye and with a bored look say "Are you done yet?"

Fixed that for you.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 8:12 pm
(September 21, 2015 at 8:04 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
Quote:Another thing you should never do is look the other in the eye and with a bored look say "Are you done yet?"

Fixed that for you.
That's why you don't use a condom.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#99
All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 10:10 pm
To ruin the sex you can give her a Shitty Titty.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...itty+titty

Quote:shitty titty
A sexual move when a male inserts his penis into a female's brown eye, then proceeds to titty fuck the lady, leaving remnants of shit from her own ass on her chest.
I gave Shannon a shitty titty and then kicked her ass out because she had her own shit all over her tits.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 21, 2015 at 10:42 pm
(September 21, 2015 at 10:10 pm)KUSA Wrote: To ruin the sex you can give her a Shitty Titty.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...itty+titty

Quote:shitty titty
A sexual move when a male inserts his penis into a female's brown eye, then proceeds to titty fuck the lady, leaving remnants of shit from her own ass on her chest.
I gave Shannon a shitty titty and then kicked her ass out because she had her own shit all over her tits.

Meh you're still not trying hard enough.

What about a South Hampton Butterfinger?

Vorlon I think that one just might even make you cringe Wink
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