Haha xD

Well, a big well done to you in any case! From 1-10, how delicious were the tears of the enemy?

(September 21, 2015 at 8:57 am)bennyboy Wrote:

(September 21, 2015 at 1:25 am)Iroscato Wrote: That ain't fuckin' right.

What...what are you?!.

I'm definitely not Udyr.  That's all I can say.

Think ya got enough shoes, Aniv?

boots and boots and boots.....lol. Only one pair matters..the boots of move really quick. Get dunked, nooby nooblords. You can't fight the doubleswords!

Finally scratched my way back up to Bronze II with 4 wins in a row.

They started me at 0 points.  Does that mean that after literally 1 game if I lose I'd get demoted again right away?  So unfair, first win in BII only took in 18 points, even though the opposing team had a guy in Silver.

-edit-
I just read that if you make the mistake of actually winning a game, you don't get any "free losses" at 0 points. So basically, I'll be back in Bronze III with the other n00bs soon enough I guess.

Also, it was 5 wins in a row. Maybe karma IS real, since I got dragged down by AFK/feeder after AFK/feeder for like 10 games.

(September 24, 2015 at 11:06 pm)bennyboy Wrote: Also, it was 5 wins in a row.  Maybe karma IS real, since I got dragged down by AFK/feeder after AFK/feeder for like 10 games.

Karma was real. Once.

Rhythm, remember what we talked about with Bronze players?  Here's what the results look like:



Stompin' n00bs in Bronze II ranked

(win ratio only 37% still, but that's better than 20% lol)

O__o They sure made Bronze look sexy... I would mistake that for Gold. I've been mistaking that for Gold X__x

Kills are good, but try to let your scalers last hit champs when you can, especially when they're behind. Your Alister's stats make me feel all kinds of hot.

... 11 deaths on ezreal, though.... oh gods. Support got more gold.... x____x I've been so far removed from bronze for so long that I've forgotten that that can actually like... happen. o__o

Anyone else have issues with bots in your teams in matches? I had two AI matches in a row, one with one bot, the other with two on my team. They just run up middle lane and exhibit behaviour even more stupid than LoL AI.

Last game it was basically the three of us with two heavy feeders. I reckon we only won because our Yi started ferociously snowballing. Ended up about 36/59 to them in the end, despite winning

(September 25, 2015 at 12:33 am)Violet Wrote: Kills are good, but try to let your scalers last hit champs when you can, especially when they're behind. Your Alister's stats make me feel all kinds of hot.

This is what I was talking about with Rhythm.  As jungler, what I SHOULD do is farm the crap out of the jungle, and apply an asymmetry at opportune moments to let the laners dominate-- and hopefully assist in feeding, especially for the ADC.  But what happened time after time is my moron teammates would push lanes with no wards up, die, run out and do the exact same thing, die again, and then blame me.

But then I realize unless I have the most epic luck in history, the other team's players must be as bad as my own. Therefore, my real strategy is to challenge all 4 laners on the enemy team, and figure out which ones are too aggressive, which ones are easy to scare off, which ones will punish me, etc. and then constantly attack the weakest point, with an emphasis on getting myself ahead of feeding myself to full build and carrying as hard as possible.

OR. . . I'm a n00b and I just got lucky one game.

When my laners are pushing, and I'm definitely not playing udyr, I set up shop in the enemy jungle.  Wards and all. Good job on your promos - I'm still comin up the hill like a freight train behind you.  Slow and steady 71.1% win ratio. This is as good a time as any to mention that I would love to set up a ranked AF LOL team. NA.

Who wants in? I'll PM details and/or make a thread /w details.