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Damned Republicunts
RE: Damned Republicunts
(September 25, 2015 at 11:49 am)Minimalist Wrote: I'm just wondering who I'd root for in a fight between Cruz and Khamenei.  It's not an open and shut question.

Seeing that I love my country, I would root for Khamenei.  If he killed Cruz in a fight, he would be doing us a big favor.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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RE: Damned Republicunts
Hard to root for someone wearing a towel on his head, though.
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(September 25, 2015 at 4:20 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Hard to root for someone wearing a towel on his head, though.

I don't care what he wears on his head.  No one who would be willing to hit Cruz in the face is all bad.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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I feel the same about both of them, though.
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Okay, but the one is far away and has less impact on my life. But, to make you happy, I would be okay with them both being thrown into an arena to fight to the death, and the victor has to fight another asshole to the death, etc., until the world runs out of assholes.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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That could take a while.
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Rome wasn't built in a day.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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But the Goths sacked it in 3.
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Okay, in that case, we can speed up the process by having more of them fighting at once. Say, two teams of 50 in a large arena, and it ends when one of the teams is all dead. Then the next team comes in.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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Works for me.
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