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RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
October 10, 2015 at 12:43 pm
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three-kilometre-wide asteroid is supposed to sail past the Earth, tonight.
I wonder what logic all these doomsday folks attribute to so many false alarms
when so many large asteroids keep missing us, lol
pic of noteworthy asteroids in our immediate solar neighborhood;
green are objects not deemed a threat to Earth,
red and yellow objects are potential threats to Earth:
![[Image: all-known-asteroids-inner-solar-system.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=modernsurvivalblog.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F04%2Fall-known-asteroids-inner-solar-system.jpg)
potentially hazardous object tracked by NASA:
http://earthsky.org/space/asteroid-2014-...t-to-earth
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RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
October 10, 2015 at 12:52 pm
(October 8, 2015 at 4:14 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: (October 8, 2015 at 12:47 pm)Deepthunk Wrote: I’ll do you one better, if their cells are incapable of dying then the individual cells can keep crawling toward you even if you scatter them to the winds with a gunshot, then you could have a situation where you inhale or ingest zombie cells and the cells could attack you from the inside like some kind of hyper-virulent infection (I think I just thought of an award winning scene for the next major zombie movie, BTW).
I think the only way to really kill a zombie is with fire, extreme cold, or acid baths, you have to kill each individual cell you see.
On a side note this post is starting to turn into the “treatment” for a really good zombie apocalypse movie. How about we get a rocket, paint on the outside of the door "Free Brains". Once inside we close them in and shoot them into space. Maybe the sun. Not very cost effective. Boring movie.
Wasn't Will Smith in a zombie like movie where he was trying to make anti-zombie immunity/vaccination?
Are you guys sure this isn't Hitchcock among us?
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RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
October 10, 2015 at 12:53 pm
The world ended 3 days ago? I must have slept through it.
Funny how it doesn't look any different though......
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RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
October 10, 2015 at 1:05 pm
I'd vote for a vampire apocalypse. Vampires have that imperturbable elegance that you just don't get with zombies.
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RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
October 10, 2015 at 1:19 pm
Undead! Undead! Undead!
Undead! Undead! Undead!
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RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
October 10, 2015 at 1:51 pm
If zombies are cannibals why don't they eat each other?
Zombie movies are always funny. There's a herd of thousands of zombies and a couple of humans. The humans spend more time fighting each other than they do killing zombies. And it seems that the humans never smell the stinking zombies. Why do zombies alway have good eyesight and hearing? Don't their eyes and brains ever rot? And why do they always bleed when they are shot?
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RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
October 10, 2015 at 2:27 pm
(October 10, 2015 at 1:51 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: If zombies are cannibals why don't they eat each other?
Zombie movies are always funny. There's a herd of thousands of zombies and a couple of humans. The humans spend more time fighting each other than they do killing zombies. And it seems that the humans never smell the stinking zombies. Why do zombies alway have good eyesight and hearing? Don't their eyes and brains ever rot? And why do they always bleed when they are shot? The virus that turns humans into zombies has a biological imperative to replicate. That's the driving force behind the need for living flesh...to spread the virus.
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RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
October 10, 2015 at 3:59 pm
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There's a line in the original Dawn of the Dead - the god of all undead movies - that addresses the cannibalism issue. A professor on TV says something to the effect of "they aren't cannibals - cannibals eat their own kind. These ghouls eat humans; they don't eat each other."
George A Romero... the owner of all modern horror cinema.
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RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
October 10, 2015 at 4:21 pm
(October 10, 2015 at 1:19 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Undead! Undead! Undead!
Undead! Undead! Undead!
By George, I think you've hit on something there!
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RE: Happy apocalypse again everyone!
October 10, 2015 at 4:45 pm
Well, I admit, vampires aren't, as a general rule, funny. But they can talk. Then there are the psychic vampires. The incubi and succubi. They'll bring the world to an end in one big worldwide orgasm. Can't beat that with a stick.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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