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Bible way to Heaven
RE: Bible way to Heaven
(October 10, 2015 at 1:13 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: I have "heard the call" of Cthulhu, of Lord Shiva, of Allah, of Jehovah, and Wotan the Allfather.

Which one was I supposed to not ignore?

Cthulhu. There is a genuine time when a god shouldn't be ignored. When they're an admin!
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
I have to speak the truth

Quote:Quote Stimbo the Fool:Wrong. Don't you ever strawman me again.

Or what, you will ban me, I don’t care and I will even call you a fool for not believing.


Quote:again by Stimbo the Fool:But what it does mean is that if we as Staff decide that you are in breach of the Rules, you will accept the decision.


Quote:By Stimbo the Fool:Yes and especially yes, respectively. The pope doesn't even have an excuse, because it's his job. Either he truly believes in fairytale nonsense, making him an idiot, or he doesn't and he's getting paid for a job he knows is a lie.

You, fool still looking to find fault with anything Godly and your lack of faith.
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
I see the dumbass chose death by Stimbo. Best decision of his sad, pathetic, little life...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
(October 11, 2015 at 11:15 am)Randys brother Wrote: Or what, you will ban me, I don’t care and I will even call you a fool for not believing.

Do you go out of your way to be a cunt or does it come naturally?
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
(October 11, 2015 at 11:15 am)Randys brother Wrote: I have to speak the truth

Quote:Quote Stimbo the Fool:Wrong. Don't you ever strawman me again.

Or what, you will ban me, I don’t care and I will even call you a fool for not believing.


Quote:again by Stimbo the Fool:But what it does mean is that if we as Staff decide that you are in breach of the Rules, you will accept the decision.


Quote:By Stimbo the Fool:Yes and especially yes, respectively. The pope doesn't even have an excuse, because it's his job. Either he truly believes in fairytale nonsense, making him an idiot, or he doesn't and he's getting paid for a job he knows is a lie.

You, fool still looking to find fault with anything Godly and your lack of faith.

Needs more green font.
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost

I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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P.S. - You do realize that the link you provided, to Patheos.com, is an atheist website, and they're criticizing Finkelstein but are also detroying your position?
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost

I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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If you get banned - and I call dibs on the hammer - it will be because of your behaviour and disregard for the forum; not because you're a cunt.

Call me a fool all you like, if it gets you off. I've been called far worse and by far better than you. However, consider that I don't have to make myself feel important and respected by condemning others on the basis of their not thinking the way I do.

Now, since we've exposed your ad hominems for the desperate deflections they are, would you indulge us with a smidgen of actual discussion on the points I and others have put to you? Or would you prefer to tapdance again?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
(October 11, 2015 at 11:41 am)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: P.S. - You do realize that the link you provided, to Patheos.com, is an atheist website, and they're criticizing Finkelstein but are also detroying your position?

He wouldn't recognize a pine cone shoved up his ass.
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