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Missionary Activity?
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RE: Missionary Activity?
October 29, 2015 at 10:07 pm
(October 29, 2015 at 8:09 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Missionary activity is when the man is on top of the woman. It is the only licit way to have sex.

No trampolines in your house, huh?
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#72
RE: Missionary Activity?
October 29, 2015 at 10:08 pm
(October 29, 2015 at 2:08 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: ^ The above isn't all so bad.

Whats wrong with earning your keep?

My pastor would pay the natives in food and trinkets (candy, pens) but only after they did their fair share of church building and other work.
It quits being charity when you attach strings, numb-nuts.

(October 29, 2015 at 2:08 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: He would also encourage pleasent attitudes. If any of the natives got uppity he would pull out his hickory stick, wave it around and start shrieking "curses" at the natives.

Being a superstitious lot they quieted down instantly ( though if it was out of fear for the lord, or fear of pastors "powers" I do not know..
Your pastor is a hypocritical ass-hole.
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#73
RE: Missionary Activity?
October 29, 2015 at 10:10 pm
(October 29, 2015 at 12:50 pm)Kaiser Wrote: I prefer doggy-style activity myself, but that's just personal preference.

Same here.

Shall we spread the good word around?
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RE: Missionary Activity?
October 29, 2015 at 10:18 pm
I can't stop laughing. Oh wait, Christians tried to get Old Testament law enacted in Uganda, and have gay people executed for "sins", putting them on par with the assholes in ISIS and every other religious fanatic who has caused suffering the world over.

So yes I can stop laughing. There's nothing funny about this troll thread. There's nothing honorable about missionaries. They're self-serving and often (I'd say usually) destructive and detrimental to the people they are trying to assimilate.

When it got to "master laying about with his stick" against the "uppity" and using labor in exchange for beads (as if the African or other tribal people are simple children who don't understand economics... WTF?!), it made me violently angry, even though I know it's just trolling. To even joke about the destruction of cultures, the terror and tyranny instituted, and the lives ruined by these missionaries... and follow it up by making racist statements like it's still 1815 is just ... I want to choke sombody.
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#75
RE: Missionary Activity?
October 29, 2015 at 10:32 pm
I'm missing all the silly theist fun lately. Just as well, I suppose.
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#76
RE: Missionary Activity?
October 29, 2015 at 10:50 pm
Quote:There's nothing honorable about missionaries.

They are ignorant cunts pushing bullshit on people who have enough problems.
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RE: Missionary Activity?
October 29, 2015 at 11:25 pm
(October 29, 2015 at 8:09 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Missionary activity is when the man is on top of the woman.[...]

Or an African child.
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RE: Missionary Activity?
October 29, 2015 at 11:28 pm
Missionaries are basically door-to-door volcano-insurance salesmen, if fraudulent salesmen forced their way into your house, threatened you with eternal torture and f***ed your family.
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RE: Missionary Activity?
October 29, 2015 at 11:35 pm (This post was last modified: October 29, 2015 at 11:36 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(October 29, 2015 at 12:46 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: I think Athesits just hate the fact that people are on fire for the lord

Where did you get that idea?

I absolutely love it when people who are for the lord are also on fire.
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RE: Missionary Activity?
October 30, 2015 at 12:11 am
(October 29, 2015 at 10:50 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:There's nothing honorable about missionaries.

They are ignorant cunts pushing bullshit on people who have enough problems.

Good, Min, but not quite . . . 

They are ignorant cunts pushing MORE PROBLEMS on people who have enough problems.
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