I can't get into GTA V for the same reason I can't get into Beyond Divinity. I don't like having more than one playable character at the same time. Other people might see it as a plus but it's a deal breaker for me personally.

(November 4, 2015 at 2:05 pm)Ludwig Wrote: I can't get into GTA V for the same reason I can't get into Beyond Divinity. I don't like having more than one playable character at the same time. Other people might see it as a plus but it's a deal breaker for me personally.

I never could get into games with premade characters anyway. I like the ones where you have some choices as to who you will play. For example, I get that the Witcher games are supposed to be excellent, but I don't like that guy. I don't want to be him.

I hate tutorial levels. The new games fucking treat everyone like a baby.

It's okay if tutorial levels are skippable.

Unskippable intros suck donkey balls too. I agree with Id software where they approach their games like porn: the story is secondary.

I mean if I couldn't skip the terrible intros to so many porn videos I would have missed out on a lot of awesome porn with shit stories.

I can't be bothered with unskippable intros and tutorials in games.

(November 4, 2015 at 2:44 pm)Evie Wrote: I hate tutorial levels. The new games fucking treat everyone like a baby.

But, since there aren't thick volumes on how to play included anymore, they can be kind of useful. On a side note, I really liked these books.

(November 4, 2015 at 2:44 pm)Evie Wrote: I hate tutorial levels.

Does that mean "you wish you liked tutorial levels?"

(November 4, 2015 at 2:31 pm)abaris Wrote:

(November 4, 2015 at 2:05 pm)Ludwig Wrote: I can't get into GTA V for the same reason I can't get into Beyond Divinity. I don't like having more than one playable character at the same time. Other people might see it as a plus but it's a deal breaker for me personally.

I never could get into games with premade characters anyway. I like the ones where you have some choices as to who you will play. For example, I get that the Witcher games are supposed to be excellent, but I don't like that guy. I don't want to be him.

Yeah, that's why I like Skyrim a lot. There's just so much customization you can do in that game.

I prefer it when they let you work out stuff for yourself as you go along and as the difficulty increases. You know that thing called pacing.

But level design sucks nowadays.

From back in 2010, this meme summed it up perfectly:

(November 4, 2015 at 2:50 pm)Evie Wrote: From back in 2010, this meme summed it up perfectly:

That's a perfect graph of Bioware degeneration. It's what's called streamlining by the marketing crew.

(November 4, 2015 at 2:50 pm)Evie Wrote: I prefer it when they let you work out stuff for yourself as you go along and as the difficulty increases. You know that thing called pacing.

But level design sucks nowadays.

From back in 2010, this meme summed it up perfectly:

omg omg omg That's the funniest thing I've seen this week!

I wished I liked Leage of Legends.


Because I keep fucking playing it about 4 games a day.