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100 Greatest Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian Chat Rooms
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  RE: 100 Greatest Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian Chat Rooms
December 18, 2010 at 4:37 am
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(December 15, 2010 at 11:20 pm)Shell B Wrote: This isn't from a Christian chat room. It's from a writer's forum, but it made me laugh. Actually, that makes a fair bit of sense. I definitely prefer that answer to some of the other's i've heard  Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
This one is definitely one of the more disturbing ones:
Quote:Apes are just creatures twisted by Satan to mock Jesus by giving EVILolition credibility. Further more they are naturally lust crazed for human women. Since they are not natural creatures they should be exterminated forthwith as the tools of evil they are.
'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens "I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations". - Galileo Galilei (1564-1642) "In short, Meyer has shown that his first disastrous book was not a fluke: he is capable of going into any field in which he has no training or research experience and botching it just as badly as he did molecular biology. As I've written before, if you are a complete amateur and don't understand a subject, don't demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect by writing a book about it and proving your ignorance to everyone else! " - Dr. Donald Prothero
Substitute "creationist" for "ape" and the comment actually increase in respectability.
As a former fundie myself I have heard enough absurdity to last me a life time. When it comes to Christianity and christian beliefs I would like to take the time to quote one of this worlds greatest philosophers: " Stupid is as stupid does." The great Forrest Gump
The funniest experience I have had with believers is when they are trying to debate my arguments and the find themselves backed into a corner, they pull some irrational bull shit out of their asses in a desperate effort to save face. Example: If God created man, then who or what created God? Answer: The bible says that he is the Alpha (beginning) and the Omega (the end) of all things he does not require a creator since he is the first and only uncaused cause. That is a fundies idea of logic!!
There is nothing people will not maintain when they are slaves to superstition
http://chatpilot-godisamyth.blogspot.com/ 
Obviously some of these are fakes. But some of them are really real, fo real. Either way, I laughed, I laughed that I would not weep.
"If an injury must be done to a man, it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared" - Niccolo Macchiavelli
A real eyeroller
Quote:There is not a single passage or concept in the Bible that would be offensive to any human on the planet As a vegetarian, this one is kinda disturbing to me. Just a little. Quote:In my opinion, if an animal in the wild like a swan is caught being gay it should be shot on sight, disinfected, and used to feed the poor.Do people even eat swans? 
Don’t ask.
 
 (December 29, 2010 at 6:14 pm)Diamond Wrote:Quote:In my opinion, if an animal in the wild like a swan is caught being gay it should be shot on sight, disinfected, and used to feed the poor.Do people even eat swans? LOL yeah, I guess poor people would... Oh, and since when is "gay" something that could be passed on by eating the flesh of an animal?  RE: 100 Greatest Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian Chat Rooms
December 29, 2010 at 6:24 pm
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(December 20, 2010 at 3:16 pm)Ubermensch Wrote: Obviously some of these are fakes. But some of them are really real, fo real. Either way, I laughed, I laughed that I would not weep. I don't know about that. Consider this Hate Mail sent to Landover Baptist from self-professed 'real' christians protesting the site. Some of these people are astoundingly dumb. http://www.landoverbaptist.org/mail/1110.html |
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