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Theism the unscientific belief
November 9, 2015 at 10:02 pm
Starting it off genesis the world created in 7 days and the world supposedly being six thousand years old.
That being said the bible is wrong and moving on. Plant's specifically god creates plants before he makes the sun
so yeah that's a thing.
Let's skip the boring shit and go onto humans man was created from dirt. Wrong we are highly evolved great ape.
Woman were made from a mans rib again also wrong we are all highly evolved great apes.
Let's skip around and talk about noahs flood. It could have never happened at all. There is not enough water on earth
for a flood that epic in size and even then where the fuck did all the water go. Not to mention noahs ship magic or not
would have still been ripped to pieces believe it or not.
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RE: Theism the unscientific belief
November 9, 2015 at 10:21 pm
Who are you to question Odin ALLFather?
Yes, the bible is completely wrong.
But the people of Midgard have been fooled by Loki into not believing in the ALLFather!
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RE: Theism the unscientific belief
November 9, 2015 at 10:44 pm
Direct passage from the bible where it's "been saying this all along" please.
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RE: Theism the unscientific belief
November 9, 2015 at 11:16 pm
(November 9, 2015 at 10:42 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: The Bible has been saying this all along, but of course science acts like they made some big "discovery".
The same goes for time being relative...
Even if it wasn't complete and utter bullsh*t made up by dim-witted apologists, insecure in their faith enough to desperately try to find any shred of scientific validity in "Goat-herder's Guide To The Galaxy" (a.k.a. the bible) - how come NONE of the allegedly intelligent and holy biblical scholars over the thousands of years have been able to find or use that information, until the godless scientists made their little "discovery"?
Is it because all religious people are relatively retarded? Well - you sure have a point there...
The low level of intelligence presented by the believers is not really a scientific argument for our lowly origins (because of course god could have chosen to make you stupid for whatever inexplicable godly reasons), but it sure is working against you...
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RE: Theism the unscientific belief
November 9, 2015 at 11:19 pm
(November 9, 2015 at 10:44 pm)Beccs Wrote: Direct passage from the bible where it's "been saying this all along" please.
He doesn't need to. It's enough for him merely to state these things and declare checkmate in his head.
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RE: Theism the unscientific belief
November 9, 2015 at 11:41 pm
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(November 9, 2015 at 11:24 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: How is that NOT saying the same thing the Bible has already said?
Because the words "stardust" and "dust of the ground" don't mean the same thing. DUH!!! Being made from the same particles that form everything else in the universe is not the same as a god breathing life into the nostrils of a human-shaped pile of dirt.
Word games - that's all you ever have to show for all the thousands of years of theology. Laughable...
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RE: Theism the unscientific belief
November 9, 2015 at 11:45 pm
But the bible also says WOMEN were created from Adam's rib.
We're not.
I just love how these vague comments are interpreted to be scientific.
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RE: Theism the unscientific belief
November 9, 2015 at 11:51 pm
Well at least the bible didn't say the earth was flat i mean that idea it'self came around not too long ago.
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