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<ALisWWE2> Hi
<Ryft> Hello.
<thesummerqueen> hello
<ALisWWE2> im soo board
<ALisWWE2> why are you guys atheist?
<Ryft> Because I had nothing to do one day.
<thesummerqueen> not all of us are, for one, just FYI
<thesummerqueen> and for another, because it irritates people
<ALisWWE2> just why dont you beleve in God?
<Ryft> Because the Invisible Pink Unicorn ate him.
<Ryft> And he was delicious.
<Ryft> Like ambrosia.
<ALisWWE2> Stop acting like a kid and talk real
<Ziggystardust> Hi AlisWWE2
<ALisWWE2> im serious
<thesummerqueen> serious enough to ask only because you're really bored?
<Ziggystardust> all of us are atheists in some sense towards a lot of the gods of the world
<Ziggystardust> some of us go one step further
<Ryft> Um, we ARE being serious.
<Ryft> Do you doubt the eating habits of the Almighty IPU?
<Ryft> We know from Goblate 4:17-24 that the Invisible Pink Unicorn, from her righteous wrath, devoured all deities, real or imagined. For she is mighty in her hooves.
<ALisWWE2> i mean like you dont belive because you think your parents made you, or you think you cant see him so you dont beleve, or you think nobody made you?
<Ryft> Or because the IPU ate them all.
<Ryft> You see.
<ALisWWE2> because you are just stupid
<ALisWWE2> there is no IPU
<Ryft> Well of course, when all else fails, insult people. That is brilliant, isn't it?
<Ryft> There is no IPU? Prove it.
<ALisWWE2> because God made only creatures and and all Galaxys
<ALisWWE2> not any IPU
<Ryft> Or so God thought -- until that fateful day when IPU showed up and said, "Right, on the plate with you." And ate him.
<Ziggystardust> Which god do you refer to ALisWWE2?
<Ziggystardust> Zeus, Allah, Yahweh, Shiva?
<ALisWWE2> And if IPU ate God then how is the world still moving?
<Ryft> Or IPU?
<Ziggystardust> Baal?
<thesummerqueen> or FSM?
<ALisWWE2> Allah
<thesummerqueen> Thor?
<Ryft> The world is still moving because the laws of physics are still operating.
<thesummerqueen> Cernnunos?
<thesummerqueen> I've always been fond of the Horned God
<ALisWWE2> no there is only 1 thing that can keep it moving
<thesummerqueen> his orgies are amazing
<Ziggystardust> pan
<Ryft> You're right, and that one thing is the laws of physics.
<ALisWWE2> no it is God
<Ryft> There's this thing, called scientific evidence, which proves it.
<Ryft> Feel free to demonstrate the evidence that it is this "God" of yours.
<ALisWWE2> and who gave us power to think right now?
<Ryft> Brains.
<Ryft> But don't tell the zombies.
<ALisWWE2> who made Brain?
<thesummerqueen> don't worry, I'm sure this one's a red-shirt
<Ziggystardust> human brains evolved from less complex brains
<Ryft> You're question is fallacious. It presuppose that our brains were made, and by someone. Logic fail.
<ALisWWE2> Because it has a Creator
<Ryft> Try again.
<ALisWWE2> ok wait
<Ryft> "Who made brain" is a logic fail for the same reason as "When did you stop beating your spouse" is a logic fail.
<ALisWWE2> are you saying that your computer has no creator it just poofed into the world?
<Ryft> Same fallacy is committed.
<Ryft> We are not saying ANYTHING about our computers, for we are talking about the delicious lunch the IPU had one day.
<thesummerqueen> "Who made brain" is not as entertaining as AC/DC's "who made who"
<ALisWWE2> i know but im just saying nobody made your computer it just came to the world
<Ryft> Which happened quite a long time ago, long before we were here or our computers.
<Ryft> Well, you can talk about our computers if you like. I'm sure they don't mind. But perhaps you could get back to what the discussion was actually about.
<Ryft> If you don't mind.
<Ryft> There is no God because the IPU (peace be unto her sacred hooves) ate him for lunch. And he was delicious and nutritious.
<ALisWWE2> ok im just saying if you think your parents made you, i want you to go to them right now and ask them how did you make me did they do anything?
<thesummerqueen> I've already said: my parents did the nasty to Aerosmith's Walk this Way
<Ryft> My parents molested me when I was little boy. I'm not interested in talking to them, you heartless jerk.
<thesummerqueen> 9 months later, I popped out
<ALisWWE2> who gave them the power to make you? where did they get your body parts?
<Ryft> DNA. On both counts.
<thesummerqueen> they didn't have MY body parts
<Ryft> Did you fail biology class or something?
<Ryft> Did you sleep through it?
<ALisWWE2> summer then who had your body parts
<Ryft> Okay, let me explain the birds and the bees to you, as it were...
<thesummerqueen> they had their own body parts
<ALisWWE2> how did they get them?
<ALisWWE2> the mini mart?
<Ryft> I already told you -- DNA had her body parts.
<thesummerqueen> Ryft: ooo! ooo! can I be part of the demonstration?
<Ryft> Do you not know what DNA is? Good grief.
<Ziggystardust> Richard Dawkins? book Greatest Show on Earth, describes how a human body is formed in the utreus from a fertiziled egg.
<ALisWWE2> dna is not a thing
<Ryft> This is getting to, like, sixth grade level stuff here.
* Ryft unzips his pants
<Ryft> No, THIS is a thing.
* Ryft shows you
<Ryft> And quite a thing it is.
<Ryft> By the way, that too was in my DNA.
<ALisWWE2> *** *****
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<Ryft> HAHAHAHAHA
<Ryft> FTW
<thesummerqueen> LMFAO
<thesummerqueen> oh my god, I can't breath
* Ryft laughs
* thesummerqueen is laughing so hard she's crying