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Bishops just can't stay out of people's sex lives

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Bishops just can't stay out of people's sex lives
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Bishops just can't stay out of people's sex lives
January 28, 2011 at 11:37 am
http://life.nationalpost.com/2011/01/28/...-marriage/

National Post Wrote:Canadian Catholic bishops are cautioning married couples to not get too focused on sexual acts other than intercourse, calling them a potential misuse of sex that ignore God’s intentions.

A pastoral letter released this week by the Canadian Conference of Catholic Bishops calls on married couples to lead “chaste” lives — not meaning “celibate” but approaching sex with “purity of mind as well as body” and respecting the dignity of the other person.

“That is why the sexual act has to be unitive and procreative and why some kinds of activity are not chaste,” the letter said. “Though pleasure may be present, some acts are a misuse of sex when they fall short of what God intended.”
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RE: Bishops just can't stay out of people's sex lives
January 28, 2011 at 12:18 pm
Quote:Though pleasure may be present, some acts are a misuse of sex when they fall short of what God intended.”



Ironic coming from a bunch of child-fuckers.
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RE: Bishops just can't stay out of people's sex lives
January 28, 2011 at 12:52 pm
I guess blow jobs are out then?
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RE: Bishops just can't stay out of people's sex lives
January 28, 2011 at 12:53 pm
Yes...unless you've been ordained.
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RE: Bishops just can't stay out of people's sex lives
January 28, 2011 at 1:10 pm
(January 28, 2011 at 12:53 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Yes...unless you've been ordained.

Well, then call me Father Thor!
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RE: Bishops just can't stay out of people's sex lives
January 28, 2011 at 3:43 pm
Dear Catholic Bishops,

You as a group, by definition, don't know the first thing about sex or sexual relationships. Kindly shut the fuck up.

Thanks,
Everyone Else

p.s. Die in a fire.


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RE: Bishops just can't stay out of people's sex lives
January 28, 2011 at 4:12 pm
Any opinion why do religious people(particularly officials) so badly against sexual issues? I believe its because most of them can't get a boner...
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RE: Bishops just can't stay out of people's sex lives
January 28, 2011 at 4:54 pm
Yes. They are a bunch of fucking phonies.
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RE: Bishops just can't stay out of people's sex lives
January 28, 2011 at 5:05 pm
Eunuch's in a Harem!!!
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RE: Bishops just can't stay out of people's sex lives
January 28, 2011 at 7:58 pm
This is what fundamentally useless people do to make the gullible think they are useful.
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