This is going to be the best thread everz. xD

(January 4, 2016 at 10:21 am)Losty Wrote: This is going to be the best thread everz. xD

Bread........ah fuck it, I  thought I had one there.

Best. Thread. Everz.
Bes. Ead. Erz.

Beseaderz

smunt
A smug cunt.  From smug + cunt.
'Sebastian!!  Sebastian!!  Big smile over here for the Times, you smunt!'

concraptions

The agonising stomach twinges experienced just before giving birth to an arse baby.
'I'd best get to the bog, darling.  My concraptions are only a minute apart and I'm 8 centremetres dialted.'

I sometimes use 'enfuckerated' to describe myself after massive quantities of alchohol. An elegant blend of enraged, fucked and obliterated.

(January 4, 2016 at 10:17 am)SofaKingHigh Wrote:

(January 4, 2016 at 9:57 am)vorlon13 Wrote: We weren't allowed to masturbate at our desks.

In that case, you need to get better at the art of the danger wank.

I only said it wasn't allowed, I didn't say I didn't do it.

(January 4, 2016 at 9:57 am)vorlon13 Wrote: We weren't allowed to masturbate at our desks.

I knew a court recorder who told me she could hear the judge's plastic pussy making strange noises during proceedings!

I've heard the word Gunch which is suppose to be worse than Cunt, but have no idea where it comes from.

Been through cubical hell before, hundreds of them, it is strange how each one is decorated in its own special way.  Like a woman's cubical with pictures of bikini women muscle builders.  And some with lots of religious stuff,  or the bright colored fluffy animals, X-mas time is the best for viewing.  Kind of reminds me of that show Parks and Recreation exponinitally ramped up.

Most parents of young kids use this one:

Garbaflage

It means to sneakily throw away your kids artwork they bring home from school or at home without their knowledge.

I had a big poster of a Lear Jet cockpit in my little corner of cubeville. It was widely recognized as a very cool appurtenance.