This is going to be the best thread everz. xD
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Word Hybridologogy
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Best. Thread. Everz.
Bes. Ead. Erz. Beseaderz
smunt
A smug cunt. From smug + cunt. 'Sebastian!! Sebastian!! Big smile over here for the Times, you smunt!'
concraptions
The agonising stomach twinges experienced just before giving birth to an arse baby. 'I'd best get to the bog, darling. My concraptions are only a minute apart and I'm 8 centremetres dialted.'
I sometimes use 'enfuckerated' to describe myself after massive quantities of alchohol. An elegant blend of enraged, fucked and obliterated.
If you have any serious concerns, are being harassed, or just need someone to talk to, feel free to contact me via PM (January 4, 2016 at 10:17 am)SofaKingHigh Wrote:(January 4, 2016 at 9:57 am)vorlon13 Wrote: We weren't allowed to masturbate at our desks. I only said it wasn't allowed, I didn't say I didn't do it. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
(January 4, 2016 at 9:57 am)vorlon13 Wrote: We weren't allowed to masturbate at our desks. I knew a court recorder who told me she could hear the judge's plastic pussy making strange noises during proceedings! I've heard the word Gunch which is suppose to be worse than Cunt, but have no idea where it comes from. Been through cubical hell before, hundreds of them, it is strange how each one is decorated in its own special way. Like a woman's cubical with pictures of bikini women muscle builders. And some with lots of religious stuff, or the bright colored fluffy animals, X-mas time is the best for viewing. Kind of reminds me of that show Parks and Recreation exponinitally ramped up.
https://sites.google.com/site/fromthedeepoceanabove/ ..."when you look up in the sky you can see the stars and still not see the light"...
Most parents of young kids use this one:
Garbaflage It means to sneakily throw away your kids artwork they bring home from school or at home without their knowledge.
We are not made happy by what we acquire but by what we appreciate.
I had a big poster of a Lear Jet cockpit in my little corner of cubeville. It was widely recognized as a very cool appurtenance.
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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