(January 3, 2016 at 1:01 am)dyresand Wrote:

(January 3, 2016 at 12:23 am)KUSA Wrote: Has your finger ever broken through the toilet paper when you wiped your butt?

Nope i am very careful not to get shitty fingers.

Oh come on now. I think this has happened to everyone at least once. Diarrhea makes tp wet and mushy.

Lol. CL why do most threads you comment on, always turn into shit?

I love you. Thanks for making me laugh enough to start a coughing fit and make me pee my pants a little.

Hahaha

(January 3, 2016 at 1:12 am)Judi Lynn Wrote: Lol. CL why do most threads you comment on, always turn into shit?

I love you. Thanks for making me laugh enough to start a coughing fit and make me pee my pants a little.

Hahaha

she told me... she has a type of 



to CL

(January 3, 2016 at 1:06 am)KUSA Wrote:

(January 3, 2016 at 1:01 am)dyresand Wrote: Nope i am very careful not to get shitty fingers.

Oh come on now. I think this has happened to everyone at least once. Diarrhea makes tp wet and mushy.

Mushy yes but as far as poop only a little bit and i wash my hands very well.

(January 3, 2016 at 1:12 am)Judi Lynn Wrote: Lol. CL why do most threads you comment on, always turn into shit?

I love you. Thanks for making me laugh enough to start a coughing fit and make me pee my pants a little.

Hahaha

(January 2, 2016 at 7:14 pm)dyresand Wrote: I'll give you a answer to the best of my knowledge and limited experience
and no i do not solicit sexual experiences 

Do you believe in evolution? If so, can you prove that it is true? I apologise for asking two questions

(January 4, 2016 at 6:34 pm)Marcus Felix Wrote:

(January 2, 2016 at 7:14 pm)dyresand Wrote: I'll give you a answer to the best of my knowledge and limited experience
and no i do not solicit sexual experiences 

Do you believe in evolution? If so, can you prove that it is true? I apologise for asking two questions

Evolution has evidence of it happening we can look at our DNA animal DNA and look at both. 
Believe it or not everything on this planet, past future or even present is all related. All life on earth
shares a common ancestor of sorts we can look at tree and biologically speaking that is pretty much a very distant
cousin. Dogs and cats too are closely related ironically. I don't really need to prove it as there is so much evidence
for it you could pretty much go to google i'll even give you give you a video. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIEoO5KdPvg

(January 2, 2016 at 11:16 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: After you wipe your butt, do you look at the toilet paper to see if there's poop on it?

(January 3, 2016 at 12:14 am)dyresand Wrote:

(January 2, 2016 at 11:16 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: After you wipe your butt, do you look at the toilet paper to see if there's poop on it?

Well i don't eat bran flakes. So i just keep wiping until i can only feel dry paper on my bottom.

You can get a pretty cheap bidet that is easy to fit onto the water inlet of the toilet, water will be cold most of the time but at least you can really feel clean after taking a dump (only need toilet paper for drying)

(January 3, 2016 at 12:12 am)dyresand Wrote:

(January 2, 2016 at 11:37 pm)Bard A Madsen Wrote: Why is God jealous of other Gods if he is the one and only ?   Let's hear you best Johnny Carson.

Well you see god of the bible has Jealously issues. Not to mention if god is all powerful 
he is very boring of a being and  not very interesting. You have gods with actual weaknesses
and they have more personality than, i'll fucking burn you for wearing mixed fabrics. Not to mention
we worship anything and everything we like it whether or not it is called worship. Also that being said
the whole jealously thing of course is just a control mechanism for people during that time when
there was other competing religions and gods the whole jealously thing scared people into believing
also the whole fact you more than likely you could and can get killed for not believing in said god. I forgot to mention this the bible
has references to other gods it was stripped out with the original texts god  yaweh is a lesser god compared
to the others.

The root idea in the Old Testament word jealous is to become intensely red. It seems to refer to the changing color of the face or the rising heat of the emotions which are associated with intense zeal or fervor over something dear to us. In fact, both the Old and New Testament words for jealousy are also translated “zeal.” Being jealous and being zealous are essentially the same thing in the Bible. God is zealous—eager about protecting what is precious to Him.
https://bible.org/seriespage/21-jealous-god

(January 4, 2016 at 6:48 pm)Red_Wind Wrote:

(January 2, 2016 at 11:16 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: After you wipe your butt, do you look at the toilet paper to see if there's poop on it?

(January 3, 2016 at 12:14 am)dyresand Wrote: Well i don't eat bran flakes. So i just keep wiping until i can only feel dry paper on my bottom.

You can get a pretty cheap bidet that is easy to fit onto the water inlet of the toilet, water will be cold most of the time but at least you can really feel clean after taking a dump (only need toilet paper for drying)

I want one of those Japanese smart toilets with that is a all in one with washing and drying
also it has a MP3 function with others as well. Not to mention heated toilet seat.