Actually, I reckon he got upset that nobody there responded to his advances, so he rewrote it in his mind.

(January 13, 2016 at 5:56 pm)Aegon Wrote:

(January 13, 2016 at 5:46 pm)Beccs Wrote: You're not MY kind of atheist.

Burn, heretic!

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop! Don't do it."

"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.

"Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Are you religious?"

He said: "Yes."

I said: "Me too. Are you Christian?"

"Christian."

"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

"Baptist."

"Wow, me too! But are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

"Baptist Church of God."

"Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"

He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."

I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.

I knew the ending that was coming and I was anticipating the lulz but I couldn't predict verbatim the exact words "Die heretic scum!" and it was so fucking hilarious I laughed like a laughing man who had just spend the last few hours laughing every now and then at funny stuff and then laughed at this laughworthy joke to laugh at just now, so yeah.... I laughed.

(January 13, 2016 at 5:46 pm)Beccs Wrote:

(January 13, 2016 at 5:37 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Atheists attitude?  Atheist?  Seriously?

Kindly research for me:

-How many atheists have burned down churches?

-How many atheists have defiled mosques or synagogues?

-How often have atheists tortured or killed believers to make them convert?

-How many atheists have been burnt at the stake by other atheists for having the wrong kind of atheism?

Fuck you, fuck your whinging, and fuck anyone who looks like you.  How's that for attitude, you scrofulous bunghole?

Boru

You're not MY kind of atheist.

Burn, heretic!

He does, every day there's less than 100% cloud cover. Its one of the curses of being Irish.

(January 13, 2016 at 8:00 pm)Constable Dorfl Wrote:

(January 13, 2016 at 5:46 pm)Beccs Wrote: You're not MY kind of atheist.

Burn, heretic!

He does, every day there's less than 100% cloud cover. Its one of the curses of being Irish.

Typical Irish skin tones: White, Alabaster, Pearl, DamnedNearClear.

Boru

(January 12, 2016 at 3:25 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Empress, can you do something about your avatar?

It seems to be of a naked woman, which is innapropriate in nearly every setting.

There's nothing wrong with having a female figure as part your avatar, but could you please tone it down a bit?

There are likely married men on this forum!

Just because you lack the self control to keep yourself from wanking off every time her avatar scrolls past is no justification for bitching about it.

I agree.

I tend to brag about my own turtley wankering sessions and mayo deposits.

(January 13, 2016 at 8:55 am)Losty Wrote:

(January 12, 2016 at 2:59 pm)Losty Wrote:

(January 13, 2016 at 5:50 am)Delicate Wrote: Good points raised here.

Frankly I think atheist fundamentalism is a big part of the problem.

This subcategory of atheists are unable to shine a skeptical, rational light on their own beliefs. As a result it becomes almost a religious dogma to them.

Many intelligent, moderate atheists find it embarrassing.

There should be enough lube in the barrel for the two of you, feel free to pick your own cactus.

Given your butthurt, I can only suspect you're speaking from experience.

(January 13, 2016 at 10:14 am)pool the great Wrote: The smarter you get, the lower tolerance you have for stupid.

Just sayin'

Explains why atheists think Hitler was so smart

(January 14, 2016 at 12:23 am)Delicate Wrote: Given your butthurt, I can only suspect you're speaking from experience.

Too bad experience does not extend toward your username in reference to your personality.

(January 14, 2016 at 12:24 am)Delicate Wrote:

(January 13, 2016 at 10:14 am)pool the great Wrote: The smarter you get, the lower tolerance you have for stupid.

Just sayin'

Explains why atheists think Hitler was so smart

Oh, yeah. Hitler was brilliant; it turns me on, all the innocent people he poisoned alive. I wish I could be just like him, the sexy beast.