Iowa was definitely feeling the Bern tonight.

Consider the fact that Bernie Sanders doesn't have the name recognition of Clinton, not all voters know who he is, what he supports, etc. He still managed to get almost half of the vote.

Also Clinton won two three precincts via a coin toss!!!

Someone explain to me what's happening right now. What phase of the election is this?

(February 2, 2016 at 12:38 am)AFTT47 Wrote:

(February 1, 2016 at 11:56 pm)Minimalist Wrote: For what?  Coming in third.

That fucking jesus is no pollster.

It was a very strong third. He's in good position, unfortunately.

Let's see.... 'god' used to destroy the whole fucking world...or at least a couple of cities at a time...or make the sun stand still.... or cause plagues....


Now he can't get some shitball to do better than 3d in fucking Iowa?


"God" has fallen a long way.

I am predicting Bernie Sanders has a good chance of winning the Democratic nomination. The US media is severely underestimating the level of support he has.

(February 2, 2016 at 1:25 am)Tiberius Wrote: Iowa was definitely feeling the Bern tonight.

Consider the fact that Bernie Sanders doesn't have the name recognition of Clinton, not all voters know who he is, what he supports, etc. He still managed to get almost half of the vote.

Also Clinton won two three precincts via a coin toss!!!

Sounds like if there's a "God" that he's on Hillary's side.

(That's a terrifying thought)

(February 2, 2016 at 1:40 am)Minimalist Wrote: Let's see.... 'god' used to destroy the whole fucking world...or at least a couple of cities at a time...or make the sun stand still.... or cause plagues....


Now he can't get some shitball to do better than 3d in fucking Iowa?


"God" has fallen a long way.

In the old days, God flooded the entire planet, turned water into wine, for some reason he never did both at once. (Maybe we got it all wrong, and he flooded the earth so he could have one heck of a wine tasting party with Odin and Zeus) 

These days he's relegated to finding lost keys, helping terrible Quarterbacks win football games, and helping Marco Rubio get third place (though he'd probably have done better if Yahweh hadn't told all the other clowns to run!)

(February 2, 2016 at 1:35 am)Excited Penguin Wrote: Someone explain to me what's happening right now. What phase of the election is this?

It's literally the phase where they ask some village who should be the main candidate for both parties. It's like Groundhog Day without the cute beaver thingy

What passes for a cute beaver in the republicunt party endorsed Trump and probably hurt him in the long run.

Joking aside, the Iowa caucuses are the first state votes for the delegates choosing the candidates on both sides, and that's why they get this crazy amount of attention. Americans ^^

Bernie said it: "virtual tie."

Word is official results won't be in tonight.