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Happy Singles Awareness Day!

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Happy Singles Awareness Day!
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Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 1:03 pm
http://www.wxii12.com/video/buzz60/this-...n/31176420

I never realized this was a thing, and maybe it shouldn't be? But I'm 40, single, childless, and happy with it, and it's too bad anyone gets shamed for such a thing.

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RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 1:53 pm
I'm currently single as well and don't give a flying fuck about it.
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RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 1:58 pm
I'm not against people being single, but I've always been better in a relationship (serial monogamy). *shrug* Whatever makes people happy - single, married, cohabitation, orgies involving cling peaches in heavy syrup - is fine with me.

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RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 2:09 pm (This post was last modified: February 14, 2016 at 2:10 pm by Athene.)
Sure, I'll celebrate with you. 
Only because I dragged my feet...Waited too long to get a sweetheart and now the Big Day is here.

No one's falling for my pitch to start a relationship the day of. Men are smart! 

I'll just buy my own gifts! I'm getting myself this:

[Image: Valentines%2BChocolate%2BBox%2BCake%2B03...e%2529.jpg]

And this:

[Image: Champagne-glasses.jpg]

And these:

[Image: 833672172_tp.jpg]
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RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 2:13 pm
Cute Hulk underpants!
If The Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

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RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 2:14 pm
I know, right? Marvel Heroes. Smile
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RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 2:26 pm
http://www.pajamagram.com/SellGroup/hood...heart.aspx

Guess I'll miss buying a girl one of these. Sad
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RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 2:43 pm
Singles Awareness Day's acronym is SAD.

I smell a rat. This can't be real, or sincere.


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RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 2:50 pm (This post was last modified: February 14, 2016 at 2:50 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Who wants a hug? Happy to hug whoever needs it Heart

Hugs are lovely.
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RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 2:55 pm (This post was last modified: February 14, 2016 at 2:55 pm by Excited Penguin.)
(February 14, 2016 at 2:43 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Singles Awareness Day's acronym is SAD.

I smell a rat.  This can't be real, or sincere.


Grrrrrrr.

Yeah, the video that was linked to is obviously not legit. It's full of quips and ill-conveived sarcasm. But I appreciate the idea nonetheless, those people can go fuck themselves.
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