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OP/ED RANT... "You live in your parent's basment"
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Aww man
 Fine, but I like taunting Brian. It's fun. You guys missed the Brian v Tibbers ABBA war. It was fun to watch 
It was!
 (April 29, 2016 at 6:32 pm)Losty Wrote:(April 29, 2016 at 11:51 am)Brian37 Wrote: RANT MODE ON..... No, actually if I still lived with her it would be, "Moooooooom, bring the chili please".  RE: OP/ED RANT... "You live in your parent's basment"
April 29, 2016 at 7:41 pm
(This post was last modified: April 29, 2016 at 7:44 pm by vorlon13.)
(April 29, 2016 at 6:41 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Do not taunt Happy Fun Brian. Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Brian. Caution: Happy Fun Brian may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Happy Fun Brian contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use Happy Fun Brian on concrete. Discontinue use of Happy Fun Brian if any of the following occurs:
Happy Fun Brian may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, Happy Fun Brian should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Brian, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability. Ingredients of Happy Fun Brian include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. Happy Fun Brian has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt Happy Fun Brian. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
(April 29, 2016 at 7:41 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:(April 29, 2016 at 6:41 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Do not taunt Happy Fun Brian. LMFAO....... Oh yea, I certainly fell to earth, and the glowing green stuff was because I fell in Mr Burn's moat at the nuclear power plant. Reminds me of of a Simpson's episode they did a bit where they spoofed Japanese detergent Mr Sparkle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiAaEPcnlOg 
FebruaryOfReason
Super cuddly reformed bastard  Religious Views: Pray for me. And I'll think for you.
I suppose I'm never going to succeed in countering the idea that women have it far worse than men.
That is one ingrained cultural prejudice that will take a very long time to over turn. So I think it's time I left this forum. I can't see further debate on this being constructive. But I will leave you with these final thoughts about a world where - supposedly - "women suffer far more sexism than men"; 95% of deaths at work are men Three-quarters of the homeless are men There are no domestic violence shelters for men in the UK, despite all responsible studies showing that men form at least 30% of the victims of domestic violence. The rate of sudden or unexpected deaths is 40% higher in baby boys Boku Haram routinely murder schoolboys (you will not see any twitter hashtag or UN funded, Michelle Obama fronted campaign about this) 4% of fathers are raising children that are not their own Men die at a greater rate in every age group than women do Men pay more income tax but receive less state benefits In the US a man can be imprisoned for failing to pay child support. He is not entitled to legal representation during the process Three quarters of suicides are men In the US a man is required to make himself available for selective military service. Woman are not required to do this In the UK, men are sixteen times more likely to go to prison than women In the UK, men lose custody of their children in two thirds of all divorces In the UK men can be explicitly barred by all the major parties from constituency shortlists, excluding them from standing for election on the grounds of their gender. In the UK - forty years after the equal pay act, women can still claim a state pension earlier than men. In the UK, the NHS funds screening programs for cervical cancer and breast cancer. It does not fund programs for prostate or testicular cancer. In the US, the University of St Louis' policy on sexual assault encourages the victim to reveal the identity of the attacker regardless of whether the accusation is found proved or not In the UK, the Equalities and Human Rights Commission is chaired by Baroness O'Neil, who has spent her life lecturing in female-only universities. The EHRC commissioners (9 women and 2 men) are appointed by the Minister for Women (there is no minister for men). In 2014 the EHRC spent £450,000 encouraging more women to participate in rugby, twice the total they spent on all men's causes for the previous 4 years. In the UK if a man and a woman have sex and both are incapable of giving consent because of incapacitation by alcohol, the man can be charged with rape. The woman cannot. This list can go on and on and on, but I will just be told eventually that I'm a misogynist. So I'm off. See yah.
I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty.
Wrong thread dude
I don't live in a basement, but I do live in a tiny studio. I would be a stronger minimalist, but I have two kids that live with me 3.5 days a week, and they like having stuff. I'm not into fancy dwellings, hot cars, fashion, or packing your house with stuff. I rather spend on road trips and beer. If someone tried to use my life style against me, wouldn't hurt. I like being a simpleton. I also like to see others enjoy their fancy hot stuff. Whatever makes you happy! "You probably live in a studio and can hear your neighbors arguing through the wall." Fuck, yeah, dude!
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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