Will someone here be my personal lord and savior?
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Will somebody save me?
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Depends, what's your disposable income situation?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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  (May 17, 2016 at 9:41 am)KUSA Wrote: Will someone here be my personal lord and savior? I thought Trump was going to be your lord and savior...
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RE: Will somebody save me?
May 17, 2016 at 10:09 am
(This post was last modified: May 17, 2016 at 10:12 am by The Grand Nudger.)
So you could definitely afford a reasonable tithe, say 10-20% Great. Consider yourself saved for as long as the checks don't bounce. If, on the other hand, they do....... prepare to meet satan. By satan, ofc, I mean Tom, a persistent collections agents who will be calling you and shaming you in front of your peers... until the payments resume.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Look here folks. I need a personal savior. I want to be able to count on you to carry me through the tough times and listen to my prayers to you.
If you are up to it then tell me what qualifies you for the position. (May 17, 2016 at 10:09 am)Rhythm Wrote: So you could definitely afford a reasonable tithe, say 10-20% Great. Consider yourself saved for as long as the checks don't bounce. If, on the other hand, they do....... prepare to meet satan. By satan, ofc, I mean Tom, a persistent collections agents who will be calling you and shaming you in front of your peers... until the payments resume. I don't want to tithe. I want a savior that give me what I need but doesn't require anything from me. |
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