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And He can save you too.
April 1, 2010 at 4:58 am
The good Lord can save all you Satanists out there too. This is a message to all those who have lost there way or never really truly been touched by Jesus' all Jesusy lovely all-loving heart. He wants to save you. He really really wants to save you. He loves you very much. You know He does. He knows you know He does. So be saved all you bad people out there in the world who have gone astray. This is a message to you. Jesus [made me] told me to say it.
End transmission.
Now... what's for breakfast? I feel like a Pot Noodle.
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RE: And He can save you too.
April 1, 2010 at 6:26 am
Careful... you might be regressing
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post
always working on cleaning my windows- me regarding Johari
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RE: And He can save you too.
April 1, 2010 at 9:29 am
The hypocricy of atheism is that they worship Satan but then turn around and deny the existance of God.
You can't have it both ways!
- Meatball
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RE: And He can save you too.
April 7, 2010 at 7:33 pm
Satan is the king of darkness and an angel of light. Satan wouldn't be too wise to speak his own name into time lest he be revealed to humanity. Even further, he is the prince of confusion and knows nothing of ordered peace. Christ strikes his head and he strikes His heal.
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RE: And He can save you too.
April 7, 2010 at 8:37 pm
I like how TheDisciple thought EvF was being serious.
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RE: And He can save you too.
April 8, 2010 at 4:55 pm
"Every tongue will confess..." haha
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RE: And He can save you too.
April 14, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Meatball wrote:'The hypocricy of atheism is that they worship Satan but then turn around and deny the existance of God.'
I find it so funny when theists accuse atheists of such a ridiculous notion. When it comes to angels and demons I put them all in the same folder with the biblical god and file them under mythology.
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RE: And He can save you too.
April 14, 2010 at 12:10 pm
(This post was last modified: April 14, 2010 at 12:10 pm by Paul the Human.)
If Jesus wants to save me, he knows where I am. Same goes for Satan, really.
