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All Hail the Second Amendment
RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
How many of you keep explosives under the seat cushions on your couch? On the table beside your bed? In the pocket on the door of your car?
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All Hail the Second Amendment
(June 9, 2016 at 9:30 am)Gawdzilla Wrote:
(June 8, 2016 at 11:36 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Sometimes that would be for the best.

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Sub...97921.html



See?
Bingo. Having guns readily available is a recipe for domestic injury and/or death. Our guns are locked up or locked when we're not at the range. But you come into my house with evil intent and I'll cut you all day and into the night.


As long as the intruders with evil intent are willing to wait while you creep around the house retrieving your safely stored guns.

(June 9, 2016 at 9:45 am)Gawdzilla Wrote: How many of you keep explosives under the seat cushions on your couch? On the table beside your bed? In the pocket on the door of your car?


I don't have any weapons in my house. I leave my doors unlocked much of the time. I am not in the least bit concerned that someone may have a desire to kill me in the night. Or day. If they want my TV they can have it. Last time someone came on to my property it was to bring a neighbourly welcome cake. I did threaten to "cut them down" but they said the cake had already been sliced so I let them in.
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As can be seen from the Fucking Cops thread, the most likely intruders with evil intent are wearing blue.

Meanwhile, some good news to piss off the Gun Nuts.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/06/no-const...als-court/

Quote:No constitutional right for concealed guns: California appeals court
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
(June 9, 2016 at 2:39 pm)dom.donald Wrote:
(June 9, 2016 at 9:30 am)Gawdzilla Wrote: Bingo. Having guns readily available is a recipe for domestic injury and/or death. Our guns are locked up or locked when we're not at the range. But you come into my house with evil intent and I'll cut you all day and into the night.


As long as the intruders with evil intent are willing to wait while you creep around the house retrieving your safely stored guns.

(June 9, 2016 at 9:45 am)Gawdzilla Wrote: How many of you keep explosives under the seat cushions on your couch? On the table beside your bed? In the pocket on the door of your car?


I don't have any weapons in my house. I leave my doors unlocked much of the time. I am not in the least bit concerned that someone may have a desire to kill me in the night. Or day. If they want my TV they can have it. Last time someone came on to my property it was to bring a neighbourly welcome cake. I did threaten to "cut them down" but they said the cake had already been sliced so I let them in.

How do you cut someone with a gun?
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All Hail the Second Amendment
Are you arguing against yourself?
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
(June 9, 2016 at 4:26 pm)dom.donald Wrote: Are you arguing against yourself?
No, you said I would be sneaking around the house trying to find my guns in response to me saying I would cut them. Your response doesn't make sense. 
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All Hail the Second Amendment
Oh I seeee. You will have a knife under your pillow and beat an armed intruder in hand to hand combat !
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
(June 9, 2016 at 9:45 am)Gawdzilla Wrote: How many of you keep explosives under the seat cushions on your couch? On the table beside your bed? In the pocket on the door of your car?

I've got a half dozen or so wrapped around me in my Blazer.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
(June 9, 2016 at 4:09 pm)Minimalist Wrote: As can be seen from the Fucking Cops thread, the most likely intruders with evil intent are wearing blue.

Meanwhile, some good news to piss off the Gun Nuts.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/06/no-const...als-court/

Quote:No constitutional right for concealed guns: California appeals court
The first anti-gun law passed in the nation was against concealed guns.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
(June 9, 2016 at 5:01 pm)dom.donald Wrote: Oh I seeee. You will have a knife under your pillow and beat an armed intruder in hand to hand combat !
The most likely armed intruder will be some dummy cop raiding the wrong place so expect to get shot dead.
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